3am

I finally found the time to answer some of your questions. Hope this helps!

BigGucciPanda: If you examine its poo, you should be able to tell what it's been eating.
chronoszero: Cats cannot steal your tongue, but I still wouldn't lick them.
KreatinKaos: Ointment should clear that up, toot-sweet.
kulmagrrl: It's a little too early in the year to go Christmas caroling.
lockcrawler: Practice out of water first.
Oxalis: Sea Monkeys can't kill, but I still wouldn't try it.
PirateKate: Like a moose.
Redwildflower: Seek medical attention. They seldom grow back on their own.
Rosscoe: That fruit has already been discovered. It's called a strawberry.
sillyokio: You can try, but Elmo really wasn't made for that purpose.
Terrakotta: I've been known to.
moonstrucksixez: Your parents will love it, but I don't think the chicken will wear the nylons.
Poison: Bea Arthur and I are only friends, nothing more. Well, maybe a little more.

Update: I got my hair dyed back to dark brown. Being blonde was nice, but it would have required too much work to keep it that light.