Went to see that Chocolate Factory show last night. People kept telling me how great it was and such. Now I feel fucking guilty for dragging Sachia there, 'cause OMG, it's the worst thing I've seen in a while.
You keep expecting SOMETHING to happen, but no, It's cliche, cliche, formula, stereotype, cliche, formula, and then it's over. There are a few bright spots here and there, but the gloomy shadow of suck that looms over this miserable piece of shit dims even those.
I think the worst part is that I expected Johnny Depp to be hot... but no cigar there either. He was pretty, but didn't make me want to have sex
Following that dismal experience, we went over to Kelly's for beer. I was totaly stoked at first. 'cause Ozzy was playing when we walked in. As luck would have it, as soon as we sat down the playlist changed to one fucking love ballad after the next. The beer was also watered down piss, completing the trifecta of suck for the night.
ARRR
You keep expecting SOMETHING to happen, but no, It's cliche, cliche, formula, stereotype, cliche, formula, and then it's over. There are a few bright spots here and there, but the gloomy shadow of suck that looms over this miserable piece of shit dims even those.
I think the worst part is that I expected Johnny Depp to be hot... but no cigar there either. He was pretty, but didn't make me want to have sex
Following that dismal experience, we went over to Kelly's for beer. I was totaly stoked at first. 'cause Ozzy was playing when we walked in. As luck would have it, as soon as we sat down the playlist changed to one fucking love ballad after the next. The beer was also watered down piss, completing the trifecta of suck for the night.
ARRR
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