So they've been airing these insanely stupid advertisements on TV here for AXE body spray deodorant. They're excrutiatingly annoying. IN any case, I sent the following email to them using the feedback thing on their website. I'll post the reply if I get one 
"Hi,
I have some questions in regards to one of your products; namely the AXE body spray deodorant. I've recently viewed several advertisements on television about the aforementioned product. The advertisements in question are run under the slogan, "show her the way." Shown is a male applying the product to various body parts, to which a passing female is instantly attracted.
My morning routine now involves spraying my crotch vigorously with your body spray. This, however, has failed to attract any females to that general area. I've attempted to use varying amounts of the deodorant without any result, other than the occasional development of small blisters in my genital area. What amount of spray do you recommend? Also, I've been using the scent marketed under the name "Orion" with the assumption that the obvious reference to Orion's belt would be a positive omen. Am I using the wrong scent? Possibly I'm using the wrong application technique? I've tried various patterns including circular target shapes as well as arrows. Indeed maybe the product is defective or does not work as advertised? If so, how would I be able to obtain a refund?
Thank you for taking the time to answer my questions.
Regards,
XXXXXX"
"Hi,
I have some questions in regards to one of your products; namely the AXE body spray deodorant. I've recently viewed several advertisements on television about the aforementioned product. The advertisements in question are run under the slogan, "show her the way." Shown is a male applying the product to various body parts, to which a passing female is instantly attracted.
My morning routine now involves spraying my crotch vigorously with your body spray. This, however, has failed to attract any females to that general area. I've attempted to use varying amounts of the deodorant without any result, other than the occasional development of small blisters in my genital area. What amount of spray do you recommend? Also, I've been using the scent marketed under the name "Orion" with the assumption that the obvious reference to Orion's belt would be a positive omen. Am I using the wrong scent? Possibly I'm using the wrong application technique? I've tried various patterns including circular target shapes as well as arrows. Indeed maybe the product is defective or does not work as advertised? If so, how would I be able to obtain a refund?
Thank you for taking the time to answer my questions.
Regards,
XXXXXX"
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And don't forget to show her the way.