OK. I just want to aplologize if I offended anyone with my last post, it was about playing soccer, i swear, or commented anywhere. I think Im gonna but a breathalizer on this computer so I wont be able to make an ass of myself.
Since Saturday was probably one of the best days Ive lived in a while, were going to do a day in the life of me.
Sat. June 12 2004
*8:15-Wake up and throw on some work clothes, and try to make it to work by 8:30
*8:33-Arrive at work, (my second job) Deliver flowers to random people around western new york, and make $7 in tips plus my hourly rate which was a pretty damn good day.
*12:30-Tell my boss Ill be at a "wedding" in Toronto the fourth of July weekend, so I cant come in
*12:33 Boss actually believes me.
*12:34-1:30-Stand around the florist, not working.
*1:30-Get sent home early for "not doing my job" YESSSS
*1:45- Go to liqour store, and stock up
*2:00- Arrive home and find everyone went to moon chinese buffet without, those bastards...
*3:00-Some people show up and we go to mighty taco, my first and only "meal" of the day, best fucking chicken fajitas ever. We then go to the Mall and Hockey store.
*6:00-Played "Pro beach" sand court volleyball and dove around like a maniac, Im still sore today. My team wins 5 games to 3. Whos the man?
*8:30-Go Home and shower, get invited to a hotel party.
*9:30- While waiting for everyone to show up, go buy beer with Eric. Find out theyre going to Canada.
*10:15-Leave to go hotel party
*10:17-Realize we dont know what room number the party is in.
*10:40-Arrive at Four Points Sheraton, begin walking around the hotel aimlessly to attempt to find the party.
*11:10-Finally guess and find the room, go back to the car to get Bri, Janzen, and most importantly the alcohol.
*11:30-Get back to the hotel room and realize that aside from the people I came with, the only two people I know are my sister, and my very good friend Jack Daniels.
*11:30-11:45- Stand in a small antisocial circle until I come up with an idea or leave to go to Canada.
*11:46-Realize its a birthday party and go buy the birthday girl a packet of pop-tarts from the vending machine.
*12:00-Get back to the room and the party finally "begins". I get the ball rolling by getting everyone to play a game of 1 2 3 Chug (liquor only) (special thanks to jonalcoholic for introducing me to the best game ever).
*12:01-Everyone WINS.
*12:02 The Party:
So, we start partying it up and it seems like theres plenty of "potential".
The first girl I go up and ask how come youre not drinking? Girl-"I dont drink" Me-"ok bye"
Im then sitting on a bed talking to a girl, more so making fun of a girl that just broke up with a kid a used to hang out with, but now hate. It was an interesting converstion to say the least.
After playing 1 2 3 Chug with alot of 50-50 split Jack and cokes with various people around the room, Im sitting on a bed and a girl put her head in my lap.
Start conversing with the girl she seems interesting, unfortunately a little too drunk, but very very attractive.I find out shes drinking a vodka and jack daniels, which I quickly confiscate, she clearly didnt need too much more to drink. We converse more, I find out shes a good friend of my sister, BURN.......But since Im drunk, shes drunk, things start to happen anyways at first its just harmless kissing and making out, and I am constantly making sure shes not so drunk she dont know what shes doing, shes seemed fairly coherent, and kept saying I think youre too drunk, clearly this girl doesnt know how I drink.
Knock on the door!!!!--"Hotel Security" is what is yelled in from the ouside. Since theres underage kids at the party, boom, Imout the back door in a flash, cause Im not going to jail for "supplying alcohol to minors". So atn this point theres probably a sloid 20 kids booking out of the hotel, we make it too the car and start to leave. Janzen is driving and gets us lost, then my sister calls and gives the all clear they hid everything when security was there, so security just told them to quiet down.
We then proceed to go back to the party. We soon realize weve lost like 6 people including the lovely lady I was hanging out with. So any girl thats willing to be my make out partner is worth going to look for. I spend about 15 minutes walking around looking for her, I cant find her. Go back to the hotel room and start making out with a differnt girl and get a "motorboat ride". As I look up, its Tanya the girl I was hooking up with earlier. I quickly say good bye to the other girl, and go back to "hanging out" with Tanya. Things get going really well. She starts saying she wants it etc., but Im having reservations cause im not sure if shes still super drunk. After double and triple checking to make sure she knows what shes doing, we hit the hotel bathroom. I get her naked, and shes says shes a virgin. Bam, I hit the brakes, and say "I really dont want youre first time to be in some hotel bathroom with ME". She finally "talks" me into it. It gets really tough to say no when they start sucking on your fingers. Adult relations occur. Unfortunately all the drunken assholes outside in the rooms are being ridiculous.
So we go back out before Id like to, and resume talking. She was so sweet, so sexy. Man, it was great her sitting on my lap, all cuddled up to me, definitely much more romantic than a bathroom counter. Eventually we leave cause Janzen has to get home and since hes driving I have to leave. On the way home I found out my brother received fellatio right in the middle of the hotel room, that bastard.....I then proceed to come home and write a drunken asshole journal anout how I scored.
So my question today is, how do I approach this situation with this girl? Shes one of my sisters friends so clearly I will see her again. If anyone has any sort of advice or comments it woul be greatly appreciated.
Ive also put up an artists rendering of me with my new beard. Fucking Rock
Since Saturday was probably one of the best days Ive lived in a while, were going to do a day in the life of me.
Sat. June 12 2004
*8:15-Wake up and throw on some work clothes, and try to make it to work by 8:30
*8:33-Arrive at work, (my second job) Deliver flowers to random people around western new york, and make $7 in tips plus my hourly rate which was a pretty damn good day.
*12:30-Tell my boss Ill be at a "wedding" in Toronto the fourth of July weekend, so I cant come in
*12:33 Boss actually believes me.
*12:34-1:30-Stand around the florist, not working.
*1:30-Get sent home early for "not doing my job" YESSSS
*1:45- Go to liqour store, and stock up
*2:00- Arrive home and find everyone went to moon chinese buffet without, those bastards...
*3:00-Some people show up and we go to mighty taco, my first and only "meal" of the day, best fucking chicken fajitas ever. We then go to the Mall and Hockey store.
*6:00-Played "Pro beach" sand court volleyball and dove around like a maniac, Im still sore today. My team wins 5 games to 3. Whos the man?
*8:30-Go Home and shower, get invited to a hotel party.
*9:30- While waiting for everyone to show up, go buy beer with Eric. Find out theyre going to Canada.
*10:15-Leave to go hotel party
*10:17-Realize we dont know what room number the party is in.
*10:40-Arrive at Four Points Sheraton, begin walking around the hotel aimlessly to attempt to find the party.
*11:10-Finally guess and find the room, go back to the car to get Bri, Janzen, and most importantly the alcohol.
*11:30-Get back to the hotel room and realize that aside from the people I came with, the only two people I know are my sister, and my very good friend Jack Daniels.
*11:30-11:45- Stand in a small antisocial circle until I come up with an idea or leave to go to Canada.
*11:46-Realize its a birthday party and go buy the birthday girl a packet of pop-tarts from the vending machine.
*12:00-Get back to the room and the party finally "begins". I get the ball rolling by getting everyone to play a game of 1 2 3 Chug (liquor only) (special thanks to jonalcoholic for introducing me to the best game ever).
*12:01-Everyone WINS.
*12:02 The Party:
So, we start partying it up and it seems like theres plenty of "potential".
The first girl I go up and ask how come youre not drinking? Girl-"I dont drink" Me-"ok bye"
Im then sitting on a bed talking to a girl, more so making fun of a girl that just broke up with a kid a used to hang out with, but now hate. It was an interesting converstion to say the least.
After playing 1 2 3 Chug with alot of 50-50 split Jack and cokes with various people around the room, Im sitting on a bed and a girl put her head in my lap.
Start conversing with the girl she seems interesting, unfortunately a little too drunk, but very very attractive.I find out shes drinking a vodka and jack daniels, which I quickly confiscate, she clearly didnt need too much more to drink. We converse more, I find out shes a good friend of my sister, BURN.......But since Im drunk, shes drunk, things start to happen anyways at first its just harmless kissing and making out, and I am constantly making sure shes not so drunk she dont know what shes doing, shes seemed fairly coherent, and kept saying I think youre too drunk, clearly this girl doesnt know how I drink.
Knock on the door!!!!--"Hotel Security" is what is yelled in from the ouside. Since theres underage kids at the party, boom, Imout the back door in a flash, cause Im not going to jail for "supplying alcohol to minors". So atn this point theres probably a sloid 20 kids booking out of the hotel, we make it too the car and start to leave. Janzen is driving and gets us lost, then my sister calls and gives the all clear they hid everything when security was there, so security just told them to quiet down.
We then proceed to go back to the party. We soon realize weve lost like 6 people including the lovely lady I was hanging out with. So any girl thats willing to be my make out partner is worth going to look for. I spend about 15 minutes walking around looking for her, I cant find her. Go back to the hotel room and start making out with a differnt girl and get a "motorboat ride". As I look up, its Tanya the girl I was hooking up with earlier. I quickly say good bye to the other girl, and go back to "hanging out" with Tanya. Things get going really well. She starts saying she wants it etc., but Im having reservations cause im not sure if shes still super drunk. After double and triple checking to make sure she knows what shes doing, we hit the hotel bathroom. I get her naked, and shes says shes a virgin. Bam, I hit the brakes, and say "I really dont want youre first time to be in some hotel bathroom with ME". She finally "talks" me into it. It gets really tough to say no when they start sucking on your fingers. Adult relations occur. Unfortunately all the drunken assholes outside in the rooms are being ridiculous.
So we go back out before Id like to, and resume talking. She was so sweet, so sexy. Man, it was great her sitting on my lap, all cuddled up to me, definitely much more romantic than a bathroom counter. Eventually we leave cause Janzen has to get home and since hes driving I have to leave. On the way home I found out my brother received fellatio right in the middle of the hotel room, that bastard.....I then proceed to come home and write a drunken asshole journal anout how I scored.
So my question today is, how do I approach this situation with this girl? Shes one of my sisters friends so clearly I will see her again. If anyone has any sort of advice or comments it woul be greatly appreciated.
Ive also put up an artists rendering of me with my new beard. Fucking Rock
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Alright brotha, I'm in the Get Fuzzy group. I'll see who else I can rally.
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About the virginity in the bathroom thing: She may have wanted her first time to be wild and memorable. I would've so much rathered my first time had passion and not misguided awkwardness. About the 'what to do now thing': Do you like her? Do you want to see more of her? Do you want an easy out?
Also, that puts you at 7 doesn't it? With me at 6. Strippers or no, I'm not taking this shit, look out ladies, a melancholy bastard with something to prove is on the loose!
And lastly, what the fuck? Are you laying a challenge to my claim of long fucking journal entries detailing everything you do?
(Just fucking around, I actually thought the entry was great).