So my week has started out fuckin' awesome. My grandparents are back from Italy for a month so stoked about that that because I haven't seen them in 16 years and I get to see them thursday. On monday I met this amazing gal in person that i've been talking to a ton. It was her birthday so I drove out to meet her after...
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Had an awesome past 2 days. Drank a bit too much rum last night and fell asleep during Monopoly and then woke up on the floor next to my best friend which was a bit weird (not what you think, he snores and his gf makes him sleep in the living room *points and laughs*). Also woke up to the best text ever thanks to...
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saillesong:
you can always tell it's been a fun night when you wake up with things written in sharpy somewhere on yourself.
hemightbegiant:
Ok first...I did win. I drank MORE than you and you passed out first.
Second...the bandanna was to stop sweat from getting in my cracker ass eyes! I don't sweat...I RAIN.
You know that. Haha.
And yes...I snore like a chainsaw...I don't blame her for making me sleep in the living room. I would too. Fuck...YOUR snoring kept me up and it's nowhere near as bad as mine.
Second...the bandanna was to stop sweat from getting in my cracker ass eyes! I don't sweat...I RAIN.
You know that. Haha.
And yes...I snore like a chainsaw...I don't blame her for making me sleep in the living room. I would too. Fuck...YOUR snoring kept me up and it's nowhere near as bad as mine.
I decided that after today I am giving up my one vice, Nicotine. If you see me in the news in the oncoming weeks it's only because I may have snapped and brutally killed some random dumbass who looked at me the wrong way. Wish me luck, either with the quitting or the potential jury trial.
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25centgiraffes:
Thanks! 
user667788:
Hi boy (:
Another washed up, drugged out performer bites the dust.
rabidbuttons:
pretty much
Over a year without sex is not a good thing. I'm starting to feel like i'm 16 again with the insane amount of wood i've been popping. I feel like I need to carry a binder with me to help conceal it like I had to do in high school.
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aprilcot:
Ditto, I'm in need of some cuddles too! Been a rough week! 
25centgiraffes:
Why thank you. Yeah there really are no decent women where I live. But I won't be here for much longer. Barcelona awaits and when I move back I have no intention of staying in CT. Everyone needs a good cuddle from time to time
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ivonne:
Thanks for the add! 
chrysis:
Love the brothersister picture. :]]
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hemightbegiant:
You could have come over. I would have helped with the pics.
You forget...I'm at least partially computer savvy.
You forget...I'm at least partially computer savvy.
isaaq:
Thanks for your friend request and your support on my first set!
Listen to the song Bang Bang Bang by the Soho Dolls and tell me you wouldn't want to fuck to that song. Lord knows I would.
sheepanda:
yep. definitely.
September can't come soon enough. I just want to move to Barcelona now. Damn my impatience.
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hysterian:
Ohhh Barcelona! Nice!
ketchupu:
I would be excited too!
So effin' bored right now. Someone amuse me with an anecdote and I will give you a cookie.
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druggist:
no anecdote but how about a fun fact? There is a medication used for menopausal women called Premarin. It consists of conjugated estrogen, so they will have less symptoms of menopause (night sweats, dry vag, etc...). Premarin stands for PREgnant MARes uRINe. It's isolated from a pregnant horse's pee.
Yay, fun facts!
Yay, fun facts!
nubia:
OOOoooo! Your given out cookies!!??? Do you have vegan chocolate chip?
haha to the fun fact Druggist posted ^^
haha to the fun fact Druggist posted ^^
Looks like i'll be moving to Barcelona for a little while at some point this year. Stoked!!!!
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25centgiraffes:
Dude, I can't be away from my little Luke bear for long. I'm young I have to work on my international bingo card. So far I have Puerto Rico, Cuba, Italy and soon Spain. At most i'll be gone for a year then i'll come back. I'm coming back for a couple of weeks in Christmas with my sister and her bf. All of my family from Italy is coming too. It's gonna be awesome!
perrault:
Spain is amazing. It has the best food you'll ever eat in your life!...and I've been around...ha.
My sister came in from Spain tuesday and it has been awesome. Though I am all NYC-ed out. Love all the resturant choices up there but idk if I can keep eating like this. Idk how she does it. She's 5'3'' and weighs 105lbs and she can out eat any dude I know. Tomorrow i'm heading to Boston. Stoked!!!!
_smurfzilla_:
Have fun!
Also I wanted to thank you for the FR!