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Yikes! Mystery injuries after a hard night of drinking. I know that well.

nothing phases Grandmas because they lived through real shit unlike most boomers who just made shit.

This is an awesome analysis. I may steal this and use it in the future.

Well, the fact that you call her your "first" wife and not your ex makes me think you are already on the road to finding someone. "First" is an optimistic term, unlike "ex," which is sort of like saying, I loved once and now I don't. And there is always someone for everyone out there: she'll come around; she's just in hibernation right now.