I hate beer.
I mean as a beverage I like it but it makes me want to touch girls so bad it it is really annoying.
Now being single I just want liquor because it makes me dancy and happy. And I like being happy and dancy but I hate feeling grabby.
I want some whiskey right now so I can finish enjoying the evening alone.
I mean as a beverage I like it but it makes me want to touch girls so bad it it is really annoying.
Now being single I just want liquor because it makes me dancy and happy. And I like being happy and dancy but I hate feeling grabby.
I want some whiskey right now so I can finish enjoying the evening alone.

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RE: pic comment
It's nice, but I liked the other one better because it was straight on. This one is bringing up my own short (I'm 5'5") inferiority complex... I feel like an oompa loompa looking up at you. That reflects more on me than on you.
PS: I'm toasting to you now