1akbrian

I kept telling it "pooping silly!" every time it asked what I was doing @_finklestein_

Haha that's great. 

We need to hire a ninja to switch the doggy out with a plush toy some night ;)

I like what I'm hearing... Go on @colchicine

I like seeing how excited my turties and torts get when i take them outside, like taking a kid to an amusement park haha. 

I wish I could give them that excitement more often but summer in Florida is rain almost constantly @colchicine

@1akbrian You just made an Art House Film

I feel all fancy now @dmaggot

Actually @dmaggot  I think you have that wrong; that would be some technological shit. ;)

Guy paid $8000 for that fancy toilet @dmaggot

Ahhhh run from the 'dillo swarm!!

WEIRD! I just looked them up, creepy looking moths. I have to admit i have freaked out and swatted around like a crazy person at moths thinking they were a wasp. I hate bugs buzzing my face, it's rude! We have a shit ton of wasps around here anyway, hate those fuckers. I never go out of my way to bother bugs but those dick wasps and yellow jackets sure like to bother me. We have cicada killers here too, ever seen those monsters? 

Yeah I have had my fair share of run ins with those bastards. Wasps are the worst around my house, I'm constantly hunting them down.