Welcome Everybody! Have Fun! Have a Ball!
Get drunk and be merry itâs THEIR wedding after all.
Weâre here to celebrate Keith and Caseyâs relationship that
Has managed to thrive even with a third cat.
He was a lone wolf, a wolf pack of one.
Till she showed him that six was so much more fun.
Without further ado, let the shenanigans begin.
Theyâve written their own vows, what have they gotten us in?
Please disregard the vulgarity and profanity within.
Keith your up first, be calm donât be scared.
No way youâre winging it, youâre a professional, of course youâre prepared.
---------------------------------------------Break for Keithâs vows-------------------------------------------------
Casey your turn, beat that, try.
Tell us all how you REALLY feel about this guy.
----------------------------------------------Break for Caseyâs vows------------------------------------------------
Then if youâll take him as your husband, and her as your wife.
Then if youâll love each other for all of your life.
If youâll have and if youâll hold.
From now until the stars grow cold.
And if youâll love thru the good, and love thru the bad.
And whether youâre happy or whether youâre sad.
And love in sickness and love in health.
And when youâre poor, and when youâre in wealth.
And if youâll love with all your heart.
From now until death do you part.
And if youâll love each other thru and thru.
Please answer with the words âI doâ.
Chris, could I please have the rings?
------------------------------Brian Receives then Distributes Rings to Keith & Casey----------------------------------
Keith, do you take Casey to be your lawfully wedded wife as long as she promises to never get another cat?
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---------------------------------------------Casey places ring on Keithâs finger-----------------------------------------------
Casey, do you take Keith to be your lawfully wedded husband as long as he promises to be more accepting of the cats, even the Home Wrecker?
--------------------------------------------------------------Caseyâs Response-----------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------Keith places ring on Caseyâs finger---------------------------------------------
Youâre married now, you may kiss the bride.
But for Godâs sake, keep it dignified.
-------------------------------------------------------------Smooches Smooches-------------------------------------------------
Ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce Keith & Casey Levy!