Welcome Everybody! Have Fun! Have a Ball!
Get drunk and be merry it’s THEIR wedding after all.
We’re here to celebrate Keith and Casey’s relationship that
Has managed to thrive even with a third cat.
He was a lone wolf, a wolf pack of one.
Till she showed him that six was so much more fun.
Without further ado, let the shenanigans begin.
They’ve written their own vows, what have they gotten us in?
Please disregard the vulgarity and profanity within.
Keith your up first, be calm don’t be scared.
No way you’re winging it, you’re a professional, of course you’re prepared.
---------------------------------------------Break for Keith’s vows-------------------------------------------------
Casey your turn, beat that, try.
Tell us all how you REALLY feel about this guy.
----------------------------------------------Break for Casey’s vows------------------------------------------------
Then if you’ll take him as your husband, and her as your wife.
Then if you’ll love each other for all of your life.
If you’ll have and if you’ll hold.
From now until the stars grow cold.
And if you’ll love thru the good, and love thru the bad.
And whether you’re happy or whether you’re sad.
And love in sickness and love in health.
And when you’re poor, and when you’re in wealth.
And if you’ll love with all your heart.
From now until death do you part.
And if you’ll love each other thru and thru.
Please answer with the words “I do”.
Chris, could I please have the rings?
------------------------------Brian Receives then Distributes Rings to Keith & Casey----------------------------------
Keith, do you take Casey to be your lawfully wedded wife as long as she promises to never get another cat?
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---------------------------------------------Casey places ring on Keith’s finger-----------------------------------------------
Casey, do you take Keith to be your lawfully wedded husband as long as he promises to be more accepting of the cats, even the Home Wrecker?
--------------------------------------------------------------Casey’s Response-----------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------------Keith places ring on Casey’s finger---------------------------------------------
You’re married now, you may kiss the bride.
But for God’s sake, keep it dignified.
-------------------------------------------------------------Smooches Smooches-------------------------------------------------
Ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce Keith & Casey Levy!
