A girl sets her drink down next to me at the door. As she walks by she nonchalantly runs her hand across my junk. She looks me dead in the eyes and says "whoops". I liked right at her and said "hey lady this isn't a bus go get your cheap thrills somewhere else". She looked insanely upset that she got rejected. Don't get me wrong I usually love it when a woman is so forward. But this woman looked like whoever beat her with the ugly stick had to take a break and catch his breath.
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colchicine:
GROSS! Whatever happened to... talking to someone!? Most people don't like being touched by strangers, especially fondled. I guess their parents never taught them to keep their hands to themselves. "look with your eyes, not with your hands" my folks always told me.
1akbrian:
Worst part was is that she kept coming back to talk like nothing happened @colchicine