10eisha

Lessons Im learning the hard way:

1. Sitting alone at the end of the bar is not as cool as it sounds.
2. When you have been waiting for someone for over 1.5 hours, people stop believing you.
3. Cute boys are everywhere but rarely are they men.
4. Maybe you have no friends that are anything like:you for a reason
5. Maybe, just maybe, you have never dated anyone that is anything like you for a reason.
6. By the time you are 25, you should have purpose friends, ie: friends who will willingly go to hardcore shows, friends who will go shopping all day, etc.
7. Bad skin means nothing in a dark bar
8. Dont forget your earplugs
9. Emo/Hipster boys will not talk to you. If you like one talk to them and demand sex because they are pussies and would rather feel sorry for themselves.
10. When alone and tipsy, bum a pen off the bartender so you can write a sweet list
11. When the creepy old drunk that all the waitresses hate sits next to you at the bar, do not waste any time moving a few seats down.
12. If they look 18, they are probably 16
13. If they say they are 22, they are probably 18
14. Always judge a band by its crowd
15. Never miss a show you want to see
16. If a boy does not text or email you for a week forget about him. And if he finally does make him think he lost the game
17. When you realize that you havent thought about your ex in a week - rejoice say cheers- and never look back.
18. House partys are for kids