Sure would be nice if someone on this damn site let me know they actually give somewhat of a fuck about these little blog posts of mine. I'll keep tryin' regardless, though. 
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-07-15 (All-Star Series: Maynard James Keenan Edition)
Pop-Up Player: http://tinyurl.com/20130715popupplayer
Perrrrverrrrts! Welcome to the third installment of the All-Star Series of Monday Morning Aural Sex, the Maynard James Keenan Edition! This one's a no fuckin' brainer, in my opinion. I've been a fan of Tool and Maynard since Undertow, and I've loved just about everything I've heard by him since. Speaking of which, in case some of you more fervent Maynard perverts might be wondering why there aren't any Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty tracks on here, well, I'm just not that huge a fan of the one album I have: Fingernails. A lot of it has to do with the recording/mix quality. I hope if I ever get the other album that it sounds better, but for now, I've got a tremendous pack of aural fucktacularity in store for us all today, so let's go!
01 The Human Experimente - 21st Century Schizoid Man (feat. Robert Fripp, Maynard James Keenan & Jeff Fayman) (from 21st Century Schizoid Man Single) [00:00:39]
02 Puscifer - The Mission (M Is For Milla Mix) (from C" Is For (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here)) [00:04:16]
03 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (from Mer De Noms) [00:07:59]
04 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions Of My Parole) [00:10:48]
05 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (Crucifix cover) (from eMOTIVe) [00:14:39]
06 Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:16:46]
07 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:21:28]
08 Puscifer - World Up My Ass (from Cuntry Boner) [00:26:52]
09 Tool - Eulogy (from nima) [00:29:30]
10 Deftones - Passenger (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from White Pony) [00:37:53]
11 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days) [00:43:51]
12 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where's The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine) [00:52:38]
13 Tori Amos - Muhammad My Friend (Live) (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Ultra Rare Tracks) [01:00:03]
14 A Perfect Circle - The Noose (from Thirteenth Step) [01:03:28]
15 Tool - Ticks & Leeches (from Lateralus) [01:08:15]
16 Puscifer - Vagina Mine (from V Is For Vagina) [01:16:19]
17 Tool - Jambi (from 10,000 Days) [01:21:48]
18 Green Jell - Three Little Pigs (feat. Maynard James Keenan as The Little Pigs) (from Cereal Killer Soundtrack) [01:29:05]
19 Tool - Cold And Ugly (Live) (from Opiate) [01:34:55]
20 A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (Frosted Yogurt Mix) (from aMOTION) [01:39:03]
21 Tool - Opiate / The Gaping Lotus Experience (from Opiate) [01:43:05/01:48:19]
22 David Bowie - Bring Me The Disco King (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Underworld OST) [01:50:37]
23 Tool - Bottom (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Undertow) [01:56:41]
24 Puscifer - Indigo Children (from V Is For Vagina) [02:03:52]
25 A Perfect Circle - Blue (Bird Shake Mix) (from aMOTION) [02:10:00]
26 Tool - Jimmy (from nima) [02:13:53]
27 A Perfect Circle - Pet (from Thirteenth Step) [02:19:12]
28 Puscifer - The Humbling River (from "C" Is For (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here)) [02:23:42]
29 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [02:28:43]
30 A Perfect Circle - Thinking Of You (from Mer De Noms) [02:38:02]
31 Tool - Third Eye (from Salival) [02:42:30]
32 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole) [02:56:23]
33 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow) [03:00:37]
Main Site: http://tinyurl.com/20130715main
(Keep It On The DL!): http://tinyurl.com/20130715dl
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-07-15 (All-Star Series: Maynard James Keenan Edition)
Pop-Up Player: http://tinyurl.com/20130715popupplayer
Perrrrverrrrts! Welcome to the third installment of the All-Star Series of Monday Morning Aural Sex, the Maynard James Keenan Edition! This one's a no fuckin' brainer, in my opinion. I've been a fan of Tool and Maynard since Undertow, and I've loved just about everything I've heard by him since. Speaking of which, in case some of you more fervent Maynard perverts might be wondering why there aren't any Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty tracks on here, well, I'm just not that huge a fan of the one album I have: Fingernails. A lot of it has to do with the recording/mix quality. I hope if I ever get the other album that it sounds better, but for now, I've got a tremendous pack of aural fucktacularity in store for us all today, so let's go!
01 The Human Experimente - 21st Century Schizoid Man (feat. Robert Fripp, Maynard James Keenan & Jeff Fayman) (from 21st Century Schizoid Man Single) [00:00:39]
02 Puscifer - The Mission (M Is For Milla Mix) (from C" Is For (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here)) [00:04:16]
03 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (from Mer De Noms) [00:07:59]
04 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions Of My Parole) [00:10:48]
05 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (Crucifix cover) (from eMOTIVe) [00:14:39]
06 Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:16:46]
07 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:21:28]
08 Puscifer - World Up My Ass (from Cuntry Boner) [00:26:52]
09 Tool - Eulogy (from nima) [00:29:30]
10 Deftones - Passenger (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from White Pony) [00:37:53]
11 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days) [00:43:51]
12 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where's The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine) [00:52:38]
13 Tori Amos - Muhammad My Friend (Live) (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Ultra Rare Tracks) [01:00:03]
14 A Perfect Circle - The Noose (from Thirteenth Step) [01:03:28]
15 Tool - Ticks & Leeches (from Lateralus) [01:08:15]
16 Puscifer - Vagina Mine (from V Is For Vagina) [01:16:19]
17 Tool - Jambi (from 10,000 Days) [01:21:48]
18 Green Jell - Three Little Pigs (feat. Maynard James Keenan as The Little Pigs) (from Cereal Killer Soundtrack) [01:29:05]
19 Tool - Cold And Ugly (Live) (from Opiate) [01:34:55]
20 A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (Frosted Yogurt Mix) (from aMOTION) [01:39:03]
21 Tool - Opiate / The Gaping Lotus Experience (from Opiate) [01:43:05/01:48:19]
22 David Bowie - Bring Me The Disco King (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Underworld OST) [01:50:37]
23 Tool - Bottom (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Undertow) [01:56:41]
24 Puscifer - Indigo Children (from V Is For Vagina) [02:03:52]
25 A Perfect Circle - Blue (Bird Shake Mix) (from aMOTION) [02:10:00]
26 Tool - Jimmy (from nima) [02:13:53]
27 A Perfect Circle - Pet (from Thirteenth Step) [02:19:12]
28 Puscifer - The Humbling River (from "C" Is For (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here)) [02:23:42]
29 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [02:28:43]
30 A Perfect Circle - Thinking Of You (from Mer De Noms) [02:38:02]
31 Tool - Third Eye (from Salival) [02:42:30]
32 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole) [02:56:23]
33 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow) [03:00:37]
Main Site: http://tinyurl.com/20130715main
(Keep It On The DL!): http://tinyurl.com/20130715dl