From zui

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OhAlexander said onApril 20, 2005 05:03 PMDELETE these pictures are lame, almost as lame as the time we went fishing.

so get this, were always talking about fishing for these marlins off the coast of the keys. so we pack all our fishing equipment on the back of my vespa, and head down the coast.
we finally get to the dock, so i check our stuff.

what does this broad bring to go fishing?
fuckin make up, and snuff porn.

i was appauld, the other fishermen loved her, but i wasnt having this sort of shit.

whatevs so we shared a fishing pole.

were out on the water, ya knw just wading ...
and all of a sudden she gets sea sick.

atop that she asks me to let her throw up in my mouth.
i was so excited, and so were the Gulls.
they started swarming around my face pecking at the delicious mess that zui had created.

one of the birds got my eye. My Good eye..
so in a rage of fury i pushed zui off the boat and into the deep open sea.

the sharks started to swarm around her.. but they wouldnt attack
you see sharks have a great sense of smell
and zui's feet fuckin reak.

they swam away far away after ingesting the murky smelly water.

she climbed onto the boat and apologized.
i said it was cool, i mean i have a pirate ship on my stomach, so being a pirate almost seemed natural.

we harpooned our travel guides and stole their vessel
we made it clear to cuba where we started a pirate fighting force

we were somthing to be reckoned with..

argh...