trillian

QoTD: "I do not need condoms....you can't knock up an asshole." - Surly

Got to love Playa Restoration....

Second runner up:

"Oh! Is that the mystery blow?" - Big Spoon the Medic

Bartending and DJing at the Black Rock Saloon.

First on the playlist.....

Let me smell you dick....

Yes, it will be one of those nights.....

Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.


I got to say it was a good day

Last night I felt like I was 15 years old again going to some rave...

To get to the fight party last night, after the OPD blocked all of the entrances, we had to...

run through a field...

squeeze through a chain link fence...

dart through the shadows of a construction site...

follow the railroad tracks....

squeeze through another gate....

and finally arrive at the...
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Ouch....

Still recovering from surgery....

At least I can say with all honesty that my pussy hurts....

I want flowers and chocolate....

and where in the hell is that cabana boy I ordered?!?

But mostly I want to feel better....

For the time being I guess I will have to settle for vicodin....

I have learned the definition of ghetto fabulous tonight....

Ghetto: You go to eat chicken & waffles and there are almost as many security guards as customers.

Fabulous: There are valet's in tuxedo's out front waiting to park your car.

Ahhhhhh Los Angeles, how I love you so for teaching me these things.....

Which is impressive because I live in Oakland and you would think...
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The comeback...

Stay tuned....

Not much, just:

A chicken in a thong.

That swinging girl on the trapeze.

Acrobats.

Plenty of fire.

Suicidekings.

Shaking my ass.

Acting like an ass.

and a whole bunch of hawt drunken clowns.

So, what did you do last night?

I would love to write something wonderful about how after my last post (my b-day) things have been on a pretty pink cloud and I am not close to falling. Unfortunately, that pretty pink cloud is not in exsistence right now and I am flying towards the earth at a very rapid pace. Fuck. I keep hoping 2006 will turn around but thus far.....

A...
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