tori

ha! i'm back motherfuckers!
so. i think i just quit one of my jobs. but i don't know. they seriously tried to dick me over. and so i flipped out. lots of expletives were screamed by all involved parties. but alas. i still have my other job. and a good majority of the powers that be at the place i quit want me back. so...
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argh. well. sorry it's been so long.
i'm outta nyc for the summer. and hence i can't check this shizzle as often. i got my heart broken by a silly boy. yep. i got my ass dumped.
but alas. i'm tan. i'm relaxed. i'm getting new ink soon. more biomech- yay! i've spent the last three days in a black bikini. i'm house sitting at...
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well. i took pictures of my gaping horid icktified scar and my camera wouldn't send it out
so i'm still limping around. vicodin hurts if you don't eat food with it. and if you don't take about 239874 of them, they don't fuckin work.
so. the latest news.... my house got broken into. i had moved most everything, and was coming back for the last...
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.ap.en.dec.to.my.
so. because i haven't had enough problems in my life.....
sunday i woke up at 7am in horrible amounts of pain. i called everyone i know to ask how you tell if your organs have ruptured. they all told me to shut the fuck up and that i'm a hypochondriac. i figured they were probably right. so i laid around in pain until around...
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so let me explain my life real quick. consider it an apology for not being the most responsive...
i had a landlord steal a grand from me.
my old roommate owes me $1500.
i was sexuallt assaulted the other day. i beat the shit outta the guy, but it still shook me up a lot.
i've had two roommates flake out on me, so i...
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i saw a most amazing show this week. the black dahlia murder played with some other bands i don't care for.
but the black dahlia murder was great. i really love that band. i ended up hanging out with those kids. they're some of the nicest kids i've ever met. they're really great. they're so very humble. i spent the night drinking with them. really...
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blah blah blah. i really have nothing to say. well no. i have lots to say, i just can't say it. my thoughts are bouncing about in my head, pogoing to the tune of some kind of cross between the theme from jeopardy and the safety dance. they simply refuse to form a single file line and evacuate my head.
that said. i've had a...
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so while my set was going up today i was busy lifeguarding the east river.
yep. some asshole decided to make a movie and shove some poor girl into the east river. so i got up at ass in the morning to go freeze outside all day. and then i dealt with assholes, losers, and retards. the bastards wanted to attach a weight to the...
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.this week has been one crazy clusterfuck.
i was reminded of why i dress like a disgruntled sack of potatoes. i had a job interview for some pool. i decided to dress all corporate-whore-esque due to the last place firing me because i "look like a junkie". so my entire day (interview and twelve hours of work) consisted of wierd old men trying to take...
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well. things are still wonderfully interesting.
the apartment i wanted is now being rented out to three polish blokes. go figure. so we're gonna write up some articles for the local newspaper, go to the fha (fair housing authority) and flyer the neighborhood. yep. i'm gonna flyer their fuckin door shut to avoid wringing the stupid cunt's neck.
i'm still going to germany. so i...
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