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so i went to boston this weekend.
i told my friends "show me boston!"
they took me to a best buy.
i can't wait til they visit.
i can find at least 4 best buys.

i have a camera. and super dumb pictures to go with it. i'll post them soonish.

so.
what are you being for halloween?

i'm going as jon benet ramsey.
i...
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mrzombie:
excellent comic
good_neighbor:


cheer up soon plz and remember:

im faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllling for you

matt
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well.
for my summer vacation...
i got attacked by a 15 year old. if i had hit him back i'd have gotten assault 2nd degree. the cop pretty much blaimed me for being in that neighborhood. too bad i was at work.
i had to tail a bus containing missing russians.
i saved two people that were drowning. at the same time. immediately after i...
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maligne:
Yikes. Pretty sucky! Hope your falls kickin butt! miao!!
yetimike:
greetings -- when i break up, i like to have lots of rebound sex but make sure it's with people you're not oing to get attached to, as rebound relationships very rarely work out...

you really need a hobbie? krikey i have too many. why not watch a lot of movies? that's always a good, cheap, fun escape type thing.
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no more birthdays. ever. ever again.
this year. in time for my getting too fucking old.
i have mono.
and parvo.
and my car failed inspections.
the day my company took the work truck back.
and my serbians left.
and my bulgarians are never coming back from california.
and a certain boy is being weird. and i don't like it.
lets not
BUT. how was...
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rxqueen:
happy birthday sweetness
atomh8:
my summer was bizarre, lots of ups and downs, but all in all I came out better than when I went in so it was good. smile
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"if you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphallus."

have i ever told you how much money i make? how i just swim in it. lavish is often how we describe my lifestyle.
i drive an '88 integra. i love it. yeah. it looks like hell. it's rusting apart. but it's probably faster than your car. i've gotten over...
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firdus:
i bet in NY there are a lot of people who cant wait to teach u the worst italian words!!!!!
genuine069:
Loved it Loved itjavascript:insertSmilie('biggrin',%20'insertTarget');
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i'm sleepy.
one of these days i'm doing to get back to these loverly comments.
not a week after taking the elbow to the eye, and i took another one to the face. this one was to my jaw. GO ME!
so i'm working three jobs right now.
oh. but don't worry. i haven't sold out. i'm still fucking broke.
so after going to my...
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nyhcx516:
guess you got my voicemail
dr_lizardo:
Hello. Just visiting, hoping the three jobs haven't just left a burnt out husk. You're overdue to let us know what you've been up to lately.
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i have a black eye. i took a rather nasty elbow to the face last night. oops.
asking the clerk at the store which makeup covers a black eye best was possibly the best thing ever. she looked so frightened when i started screaming about nothing being marketed for black eyes.
i took the time yesterday to call my journalism prof a cocksucker in front...
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atomicboy:
You should def. stay at home.
You make me worry about YOU!!!! frown
clintron:
Apparently you rock. your recent life sounds like one of those weird conversations that we have at work that makes the waitresses look at us kind of funny.
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i got drunk last night and swept. and mopped. and made pillows.
i'm such the threat to society.
i hate my school. i gave a speech on pirates this week. my fellow students did not understand why anyone would want to be a pirate. seriously, being a communications major is not lucrative, fucker. pirating, however, is.
in my next class we were critiquing profiles. my...
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n8urboy:
I'm kind of fanatic about anything I do, but bowling is especially fun. you drink beer, and throw a big heavy ball to knock a bunch of shit over. It's great.I'm starting to get into the 160s.

Right now I'm doing Northern Kung Fu. It's a lot different from my background in Koga Yamabushi and Kickboxing. I dig it. EL SUICIDO LOCO
n8urboy:
Koga Yamabushi is a style of ninjitsu. I just don't like saying ninjitsu that much. Northern Kung Fu is much more Jumpy, kicky, and spread out than southern Kung fu is. Because they fought more on battlefields and kicking mongoloids off of horses and with military weapons, such as the broad swords, staves, and spears. Where as Southern Kung Fu is more city oriented and close quartered due to the heavier population in the south, large cities, and port towns.

I also dress up for bowling. I tend to wear cowboy shirts with pearl snaps when bowling. Like a cowboy. If I ever find a flaming shirt, I'll wear that bowling.
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i think i may have quit my job. i'm not sure yet though. apparently i didn't smile big enough whilst being patronized, and it offended some people. oops.
i hate people. i really do. i'm sick of school. i'm sick of work too.
foodservice took me out for dinner (japanese!) and drinks (ketel and cranberry!) last night. it was just lovely. after that we came...
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atomicboy:
You should update more often!! wink
syer_lps:
Ahh scene kids destroying the scene ummm fun and games just boot them into gear biggrin
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things are making me cranky again.

i went out last night. to some fuckin gutter punk house party type thing in philly. i wanted to beat the shit out of most everyone there. i did beat the shit out of four of them. i don't appreciate people who are too forward to me.
what i don't understand is the whole look. the spending four hours...
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midnight08:
hey u, if u need more help with that comp i can help ouside the job for gas money... i cant offer that in storecause u kno how companies are... seriously i can probably get it workin np, just need yer ok on it... I kno u cant afford no 100-200 for a fix so the only way i can help is outside the job... send me a messege here with some contact info if u want some help with that if its still actin up...

Rey
atomicboy:
Don't start again this 'being away' thing! Please. frown
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well. i have a computer again.
look out world!

before i start, there is a marine in north carolina who rocks. really. ladies, jump on it. his name is lou. but he responds better to lance corperal fat chop. he's hot. and charming. and yeah. he rocks. once again, ladies, hop to!

craziness upon craziness has taken place. some good. some bad.
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derceto:
its a relatively simple recipe to get me to dance. remove the trench coat, insert a good amount of alcohol or other intoxicant, play some good music and i'll dance.
yuriel:
haha holy shit yo. hey!
-waves- long damned timeno see and about time. hehe
wow lots going on
hope youre feel9ing in the best of health soon congrats ont eh comp and the new apartment and good luck on law school
<3
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