PORNO INSURANCE?!?!!
So I called the 1-800 number for Customer Serivce for my insurance company and I heard a woman's voice saying "spread me open, thrust it deeper" etc!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm at work on break when this happens so I slam down the phone.
Of course, I'm the only one here today, so no one was around to hear, but still! I called again and it... Read More
The ode to E was terribly inadequate for the person she is. I ran into her Friday night. She gave me back the one item I requested to be returned in the event of our break up. Then she said she loves me and that she understands why I had to leave her. If God was a person, he would be E.
Thank you for your hug. It was hard, especially when the others started looking for her. They gave up now and in the end I know it was better for her, she was so old.
*hugs back*