i'm going to tell you a joke. it's funny. maybe funnier when i tell it in person, but this will have to do.
and in return, you will tell me something funny or crass, doesnt have to be a joke per se, just funny, or twisted. i've got a pretty fucked sense of humor, so just go for it.
so this pirate walks into a...
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and in return, you will tell me something funny or crass, doesnt have to be a joke per se, just funny, or twisted. i've got a pretty fucked sense of humor, so just go for it.
so this pirate walks into a...
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rock.
LA was wonderful. i've totally been a stuck up bay-area snob, talking all this unfound trash about LA, without ever going there.
i loved it. it's really not that bad. at all.
and i love The hEAT and the little tegan so so so much.
it's so rare to meet other girls that can be totally fucking dirty and hilarious and not give a...
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LA was wonderful. i've totally been a stuck up bay-area snob, talking all this unfound trash about LA, without ever going there.
i loved it. it's really not that bad. at all.
and i love The hEAT and the little tegan so so so much.
it's so rare to meet other girls that can be totally fucking dirty and hilarious and not give a...
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sicily:
hey! you have a HOT ass!!! 
bliss:
Hey my cute little roomate is going down to try out on Sat. Be nice to her she is intimidated because she doesn't know anyone. You will know her by her dimple piercings!
things just need to slow down for one second so they don't completely slip through my fingers and away from me.
lately i feel like i'm just trying to catch up to something.
but what it is that i'm catching up to... i still have yet to figure out..
...in more exciting news:
did you ever think you would ever see a new set from...
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lately i feel like i'm just trying to catch up to something.
but what it is that i'm catching up to... i still have yet to figure out..
...in more exciting news:
did you ever think you would ever see a new set from...
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sawa:
Nice to meet you last Saturday. I hope you have enjoyed your stay in LA... can't wait to see this new photoset!!!
tegan:
HAHA hi homie from up north;.
you know in canada when you say up north its like boonieville with all kinds of snow. wierd.
did you ask yer lady if she knows my homies? find me on friendster dude... my name is Betty Page. all my homies are on there.
i get to see you again this month... rad. rad. rad.
you know in canada when you say up north its like boonieville with all kinds of snow. wierd.
did you ask yer lady if she knows my homies? find me on friendster dude... my name is Betty Page. all my homies are on there.
i get to see you again this month... rad. rad. rad.
dead animals stink. as if you didn't know this... in case you ever decide to go to a "creepy art show" on friday the 13th with coco..... you will encounter amazing creepy as fuck art pieces that consist of what seems to be still rotting animal parts. stinky stinky stinky. creepy.
if anything, i was even more inspired to finish the gift i'm making for...
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if anything, i was even more inspired to finish the gift i'm making for...
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tegan:
im confiused pretty? whos is us four?
me you heat & sic??
that would be fantastic.. ill take you all in my bed.
whos us? er, email me yer number.. me & heat are guna come up to nor cal after auditions.
me you heat & sic??
that would be fantastic.. ill take you all in my bed.
whos us? er, email me yer number.. me & heat are guna come up to nor cal after auditions.
tegan:
i tried to call you today.
no answer?
are you going to be in l.a this weekend?
no answer?
are you going to be in l.a this weekend?
note:
best game to play with coworkers to make an eight hour shift on the sales floor go by:
fuck
chuck
or
marry
.
best game to play with coworkers to make an eight hour shift on the sales floor go by:
fuck
chuck
or
marry
.
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lola:
Whoa, do you even have to ask??? OF COURSE I WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BUTT!
aoife:
how quickly can I get to CA???
how quickly can I get to CA???
let's see.
so
last night consisted of me rolling around on the tiled kitchen floor in a skimpy dress and seven inch heels while a super hot cute ass midget girl took pictures of me...
maybe if you're nice she'll post some pictures somewhere.
cutest thing ever = Holly in said sexy seven inch heels that are a couple sizes two big. it was kind...
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so
last night consisted of me rolling around on the tiled kitchen floor in a skimpy dress and seven inch heels while a super hot cute ass midget girl took pictures of me...
maybe if you're nice she'll post some pictures somewhere.
cutest thing ever = Holly in said sexy seven inch heels that are a couple sizes two big. it was kind...
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holly:
dude what are you talking about, i looked totally cool in those shoes. no i think the cutest thing was you flopping around on the floor....i've said it before and i'll say it again. i fucking love you.
oh but if you thought that was twisted you shoulda seen my in trillians corset with my jeans and tennis shoes on. hahahaaa.....
oh but if you thought that was twisted you shoulda seen my in trillians corset with my jeans and tennis shoes on. hahahaaa.....
tikki:
nothing ever happens here good or bad 
last night i found myself in a strange mood, in the grocery store, feeling completely burnt out and almost pretty emotionless and blas about anything and everything. i grabbed all the shit to make dinner, and for some reason, grabbed a bottle of red wine. i rarely drink, when i do, its usually not ever when im just spending a night alone.
it was nice...
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it was nice...
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katie:
you caught me!
hahahahaha
hahahahaha
miss_magenta:
just sending a little your way.
have a wonderful day sweetie.
your way.
have a wonderful day sweetie.
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twwly:
HOLY MOSES.
you are so beautiful!
you are so beautiful!
tegan:
i want to see this photo of you.
im in a wierd mood.
i really dont ever want to go home.. an dif you could help me that would be cool but i need an under the table joB?
i cant work in the states with no visa or something...
sic said she'd let me crash with her until i got some money and stuff and i could get my own place but im sure that welcome would last only a month.
hmmm.
i never want to go home.
i need some lovin.
i need cuddling.
SORAYA CUDDLE ME.
AGH
-rips out hair-
stupid BOYS. -puke-
im in a wierd mood.
i really dont ever want to go home.. an dif you could help me that would be cool but i need an under the table joB?
i cant work in the states with no visa or something...
sic said she'd let me crash with her until i got some money and stuff and i could get my own place but im sure that welcome would last only a month.
hmmm.
i never want to go home.
i need some lovin.
i need cuddling.
SORAYA CUDDLE ME.
AGH
-rips out hair-
stupid BOYS. -puke-
why is it always so hard to make rent each month.
once again i've spent virtually all my money until the next paycheck.
i thought i learned this years ago. shit.
new years eve i danced on top of the bar.
walked in the rain in a miniskirt. ended up with sopping wet legwarmer sponges and freezing cold thighs. mellow houseparty, good friends, laughter, and...
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once again i've spent virtually all my money until the next paycheck.
i thought i learned this years ago. shit.
new years eve i danced on top of the bar.
walked in the rain in a miniskirt. ended up with sopping wet legwarmer sponges and freezing cold thighs. mellow houseparty, good friends, laughter, and...
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dogbreath52464:
Thanks for sharing the conservatory trip!
I am defintely going to make a visit there very soon.
I do have question, though. Is Not Talking the same as Listening?
Just curious really.
jod
I am defintely going to make a visit there very soon.
I do have question, though. Is Not Talking the same as Listening?
Just curious really.
jod
miss_magenta:
i am trying to plan a dinner for the 23rd. i would love for you to be there. i miss you lots.
So.
Im still addicted to soy lattes.
I had a very nice, and long holiday. I didnt really buy anything, except for a few people. Mostly I made things, like bath salts and lip balms and candles and shit. Yeah, how domestic of me.
Holidays with my family are crazy. I stopped into my nannis house really briefly. Eight kids, two new babies, running around...
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Im still addicted to soy lattes.
I had a very nice, and long holiday. I didnt really buy anything, except for a few people. Mostly I made things, like bath salts and lip balms and candles and shit. Yeah, how domestic of me.
Holidays with my family are crazy. I stopped into my nannis house really briefly. Eight kids, two new babies, running around...
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coco:
NOW you're calling me lazy in Tuffy's journal! Sheesh! 
victorian:
i love your member name, it belongs in Baraka
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