My apartment in the tenderloin was a tiny studio, with a kitchen so small that it would've fit nicely in a trailer. Take one tiny kitchen, add a jar of mayonnaise, red stillettos, and leopard skin spandex and you have... The white trash fantasy!!! It makes me giggle! All I ever do in the kitchen is clean and mount the appliances... but that's more than enough to get my grin on! Scrub it till it sparkles baby! Until your cheeks are pink!