understand completely. not much you can do to change your personality, but you can alter your expectations, right? or would that be lowering your standards? i find myself in this dilemma all the time, and you know what? fuck 'em. just start making fun of their little quirks, and enjoy the ride.
So, HARRY POTTER then eh? I haven't read it yet so please PLEASE do not spoil it for me or I will be forced to hunt you out and shove the book into your rectum. And it's a hardback.
I went and queued for it at midnight, on the way home from the pub where some tipsy friends started threatening to read the last page... Read More
I mustmustmust update because I want to get rid of that dreadful and whiney last entry. I'm really not always grumpy, I just tend to update when i'm being arsey.
I gave in and bought myself a MacBook Pro *squuuueal* I love it, even though I can't get the bastard wireless to work. It's ok though, because I now have a JOB! A job which... Read More
Maybe you should throw it all away, buy an ice cream truck, learn to break dance, and become the world's foremost break dancing ice cream truck driver.
Maybe you should learn to communicate with whales and fish and use this psychic ability to fight crime.
Maybe you should learn to make one hell of a milkshake.
Maybe you should give stern looks to people who honk improperly when driving in populated areas.
Maybe you should watch more TV.
Maybe you should learn the Inuit language that supposedly only has a few dozen elderly speakers left, relocate to Alaska, and entertain the elderly Inuits with insanely dirty jokes.
Maybe you should design a better mousetrap, lightbulb, or ashtray.
Maybe you should aspire to one day recieving the Nobel prize in GROOVY.
sides when you look as pleasant as you do on the eyes and back it up with amicable demeanor and smarts, hells who needs to fish for compliments? -shrug-
eh idk what to make of any of life these days oftene nough. -shrug-
its really sad how some people act hell i feel guilty and sad enough just with what i find appealing and not on a personal level (on a general level everyone is hot. and this isnt to be debated.) -shrug-
If only I had a vagina... I would be your female soulmate! Although... that techncally, still doesn't make me a woman... right? fuck it. A lot of my friends, don't have best friends. Its really, really hard to find somebody nowdays.