Thoughts to ponder.
What is felching? Is it gerbils up the stink tunnel, or is it sucking jism out of a love chamber through a straw?
If you are a hermaphrodite can you have sex with yourself? and if so can you get yourself pregnant? Would chromosones not allow this...? Do you know of any hermaphrodites? What does their anatomy look like? Is it willy,...
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What is felching? Is it gerbils up the stink tunnel, or is it sucking jism out of a love chamber through a straw?
If you are a hermaphrodite can you have sex with yourself? and if so can you get yourself pregnant? Would chromosones not allow this...? Do you know of any hermaphrodites? What does their anatomy look like? Is it willy,...
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chazgasm:
haha yes indeed form sexaholics! i saw a post of yours and was like damn, she needs to be my friend lol, im a sexual deviant myself so feel free to pick my brain!
chazgasm:
hmmm i think it was the comment about how many partners you have had actually haha, hope that morning wank was good
Bratisfuckingslava. Or Blatistrava if you're name is Sam... or was it slatisbrava?
The .. On a mission to get as drunk as possible...
Apparatus: 7 Ryan air boarding passes
6 people (one couldn't find passport and was left behind enemy lines.)
Wad of Koruna's
Combined lack of sleep per person throughout the trip = 11 hours.
The people profile from youngest to oldest:
*First was...
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The .. On a mission to get as drunk as possible...
Apparatus: 7 Ryan air boarding passes
6 people (one couldn't find passport and was left behind enemy lines.)
Wad of Koruna's
Combined lack of sleep per person throughout the trip = 11 hours.
The people profile from youngest to oldest:
*First was...
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amarie:
haha that's well funny, exiting sheep testicle county
can't wait for your set to go up! x
can't wait for your set to go up! x
kallisto:
sounds like you had a good trip!!!!! i got a good laugh or 3 out of it
I am a sexual explorer... I love nothing more than to wonder round my house (or anyones house of that matter) and finding objects that I might get a thrill out of. First it was the electric toothbrush, I still have never ending happiness with the best and cheapest vibrator ever!! I have a Harry Potter one at the moment. I had other toys like...
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ashphace:
Hey saff thanks for adding me, hows things with you? xo
ashphace:
haha ive had more of my tat dne ill put some pic up in a bit! wish this cold would go away xxx
Someone asked where I was from today and this is what I told them...
Well it all started when I was a sperm, I had a hard life. Swimming... Swimming constantly with no land hoy. Then one day I was a approached by a mysterious big egg thing... I went to have a look inside. All of a sudden I was trapped with no way...
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Well it all started when I was a sperm, I had a hard life. Swimming... Swimming constantly with no land hoy. Then one day I was a approached by a mysterious big egg thing... I went to have a look inside. All of a sudden I was trapped with no way...
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nena:
Hahahaha.
franz94:
Any Vibrator in the big egg thing???
if NO how could you survived so long???? )
if NO how could you survived so long???? )
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saffire:
body paint
buffman:
So badass! Love it!