This blog is going up a bit early, but I'll be at work when my new set actually goes in to MR this afternoon! Shot by the charming Lorelei in Joaquin MIller Park, a grove of redwoods right here in Oakland. We didn't have any huge storyline or plan, just this concept of creating a studio setting in the middle of the forest. I think...
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I spent like an hour yesterday trying on pastel suit sets at the local Goodwill. Here is what I learned: 22W does not mean '22 waist'. But man, do I look funny in a 22w. I had no luck whatsoever in finding an appropriate Queen Mum suit for Halloween. I am apparently far too small to work in an office. And I really must find...
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samh:
A trip to the Goodwill is never a waste of time, so you got that going for you.
melx:
Yeah, I bet you were swimming in that thing. I can't find decent dress clothes for work because I am so short. It's like everything around here is made for Nordic goddesses. 
Why is it that whenever you are sick and talking like a duck, people want to have really important conversations with you? Or is that just me? I cannot tell you how many of the things that I'll remember saying forever, I have said sounding like a frog on helium.
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pwndcake:
In response to your request, I have indeed been coughing up blood. This started about 3 or 4 days ago, and it's how I knew Darren wasn't lying when he said he was coming to town. Upon his arrival I managed to hawk up a huge black, sticky clot that shot from my traech, all the way across the room, and stuck to the wall. An artistic memento of Darren's visit. I'm thinking of having the stain that remains framed.
pwndcake:
The irony being that I don't think anyone predicted I would reach the age where I became so predictable.
Tinfoil. Fuckin. Hat. Report.
It's been a while since I posted a Tinfoil Hat Report, but this is a good one. It comes right in the middle of my reading "UFOs: Generals, Pilots and Government Officials Go On the Record", which Fractal kindly sent me the other week, so I'm primed and ready with my tinfoil hat.
ALIENS ARE FUCKING WITH OUR NUKES....
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It's been a while since I posted a Tinfoil Hat Report, but this is a good one. It comes right in the middle of my reading "UFOs: Generals, Pilots and Government Officials Go On the Record", which Fractal kindly sent me the other week, so I'm primed and ready with my tinfoil hat.
ALIENS ARE FUCKING WITH OUR NUKES....
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jonathaneros:
Actually, this story was broken a long time ago in a book called "Clear Intent." The Disclosure Project also has much of this testimony available on DVD, and the books of Joseph Farrell and Henry Stevens shed a lot of light on the whole subject.
f124ud_uz412y:
Sounds like another small step forward on the road towards weaponizing space.
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martini:
awesome.
xo
xo
mssasha:
Very nice.
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mssasha:
Wow! That's awesome. 
melx:
That does seem like something you would remember.
This was posted in the Vaginaholics group, and I thought it was well worth passing on. This is NOT WORK SAFE. But it is one of the most informative things I have ever seen on this subject, and although I know opinions vary and everyone has their individual tastes, I think the tips are spot-on.
Nina Hartley's Guide to Eating Pussy
Nina Hartley's Guide to Eating Pussy
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jonathaneros:
Great vid. You should check out Betty Dodson's work.
diamondjoe:
Another Pubic Service Annoucement brought to you by...
That trouble I was going to get into last entry?
Done and done.
I think I have a concussion. I'm afraid to wash the blood out of my hair lest the bleeding start again.
And if anyone is missing a really big blue muppet, it's at the Courtyard on 2nd.
Done and done.
I think I have a concussion. I'm afraid to wash the blood out of my hair lest the bleeding start again.
And if anyone is missing a really big blue muppet, it's at the Courtyard on 2nd.
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comixbookgurl:
i hope you are ok.
3rdtimeaddict:
Good lookin out.
Dear Guys on OK Cupid-
"Hi. You're cute. We should hang out some time!" is not actually an interesting opening line.
Neither is "You're a peach!". I am, in fact, not a fruit of any kind.
Neither is "Love the look!", "Just sayin' hi!", or " Nice tats!" If you can't be interesting for a couple of sentences, why in the name of God would...
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"Hi. You're cute. We should hang out some time!" is not actually an interesting opening line.
Neither is "You're a peach!". I am, in fact, not a fruit of any kind.
Neither is "Love the look!", "Just sayin' hi!", or " Nice tats!" If you can't be interesting for a couple of sentences, why in the name of God would...
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nitrojetta:
Hopefully this will take your mind off of it
Hopefully this will take your mind off of it
kurgthedestroyer:
The lack of foreseeable and tangible consequences ( or actually having to physically face the person you disrespected physically) coupled with the functionally infinite chances to make an ass of yourself on the internet it tends to bring out rather curt and extreme version of personalities.
Machete was awesome. Everything I expected as far as blood, guts, and Danny Trejo. But funnier and smarter.
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bendingunit23:
hope you're OK
wickedpixey:
I can't wait to see it! It looks like a lot of fun
Tkank u so much for your sweet comment on my first set
It makes me happy that youve enjoyed it ^_^
And I love RELLY REALLY LOVE the shoes you wear on your last set
kisses!!!