natasha

I am entering an all new period of self-loathing....

I was laid off yesterday.

Good thing I had (had being the operative word) a stockpile of Xanax for just such an instance.

I will now proceed to wallow in self-pity for the next indeterminate amount of time.

Boo-fucking-hoo.


-Nat

I feel all grown-up and stuff....

I have a job ( and have had it for 30 days now ),

I go to the gym, because thats what adults who don't want cellulite do ( I think )

And.... I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE BACK!!!
It took a lot of money, time and patience. I almost got arrested for accidently bringing my switch-blade into the...
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Ugh... I guess I haven't posted on here for a month. I suck.

In my defense, I did get a job and I have been going to the gym every day. You know what they say: 'the devil will find work for idle hands to do...'

Since I have been so busy, I haven't had much time to be on SG... I miss having all...
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Hello to all my friends in SG Land! It is Valentines Day, and I am getting ready to go out. But, since it is the most sexiest of holidays (and I am feeling a bit amorous), I thought I would get off my ass and post something.
Best V-Day waishes to all! I got a foxy new red-leather women's biker jacket and I'm feeling SEXXXY!...
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My roommate got a lap-top... SO - I get to post more than once every month or two now! You won't have to wait a hound's age to get updates on my oh-so exciting life (sarcasm)! The best part.... CHAT! I miss chatting with all you sick, twisted and all-around diabolical people! Must talk to you alll noooowoww... riiigghghtt nnooowowo!!!!







Nat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its been 8 months since I've gotten laid. Yep, 8 whole months without sex.

Every night I have sexual dreams.

Every guy that approaches me is either too slimy, too hipster or too jock/idiot.

The gods are conspiring against me.

Lord, I am horny.

-Nat the sex-starved

Howdy guys! I don't know why I am posting... I don't really have much to say at all. Maybe I need a new hobby. Actually, I need a job. So, If anyone in the Portland area is hiring or knows of a position that is open PLEASE PLEASE help a SG Sister out! Gee, I guess I did have stuff to say after all. That,...
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Yes, I am still alive.

I have had my stuff in storage for 6 months, so, I haven't been able to get online for a long time. I have also been busy taking care of my sick Dad. He just got surgery to replace his knee, so he can't get around real well. Atleast I don't have to wipe his butt!
I haven't been working...
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So, updating my blog.........

There is a distinct possibility that I will be moving to Seattle in the next couple months. I've been in Portland for 6 long years.... I guess its time for a change. My place for the summer is almost gone, and I just lost my job. So, I'm thinkin of doing another set and skippin town. PDX has a pretty crappy...
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So, I got a place to stay for the summer... Thank god I got away from my bastard-ass roommates. Not only that, I also get to go to Vegas in July! Im staying at the Flamingo, goin to see Pen & Teller and getting a tatoo at the vince neil tatoo parlor. hehe. I know its kind cheesy, but its Crue! I gotta think of...
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