Adios my darlings. I'm leaving early in the morning. I'm driving to Detroit then flying to Boston. Be back sunday. So, leave lots of nice things for me to come home to. Pleeeeeeease!
Oh my Goodness! Oh My Goodness! I cant believe this picture is still around. This is me at my Senior Prom. My poor mother was so disappointed. After shaving my head I dyed what little hair had grown out, purple. I made my fan-fucking-tastic safety pin dress. It had no seam down the sides, just safety pins. Oh! And purple combat boots to match my... Read More
Just a bit of advice...
Do not try to kill spiders with fire.
It was NOT a good idea to try and kill the spider who lives under my porch with a home made blow torch (arisol can & lighter). This fucker has had a vendetta against me for weeks and I saw a great opportunity to take the son of a bitch down. I... Read More
Perhaps I do resemble a drunken Japanese Karaoke singer stumbling through the translation of "Hotel California" with his fly open. I suggest that this is not my instictual tendancy to make a fool out of myself in public, But a wicked fun time that will make me laugh for days. I'm here for your entertainment so enjoy it while it lasts. Once I sober up... Read More
I just realized that my day really was marvelous. The high point of my day...
I was sitting at a red light and there were two guys passing me in opposing traffic. They were too busy whistling and hollering at me that they ran into the stopped car ahead of them. How cool is that!?! My good looks caused an accidet. It does wonders for... Read More
What can you do on a Tuesday night after having your heart broken? Well, there were only 2 chioces for me. Sit in a puddle, drink alone and cry, or go to Kareokee at the gay bar. I picked the latter of the two. I ended up making out with a gay guy. Ummm? Making out is fun and it's good for your teeth. That's... Read More
Ugger Bugger! It's all beautiful and bright and sunny outside but I have nothing to do. Bordom is killing me! At least it's Saturday and I'm sure I can find a companion in mischief later tonight. Wish me luck. I'm stuck in atown full of squares.
and safe travels !