Oh, the perils of being me!
Does no one understand? A little luxury for a little girl just trying to have a good time in a little Boston hotel room. It's my escape, aren't I entitled to be waited on hand and foot at all hours? I assure you, someone is paying good money for this room... probably!
Let me play the naked princess for a while, pretty, pretty please? Don't make me upset. Bones shatter like glass when I'm upset.
You've been warned.