grace

Last night I decided that my roommates were way too sheltered... I needed to go out and find some more eccentric people to have in my life or else I'd go crazy.
I went online and found out that this weekend there was a thing called Bondagefest. So I spent about 6 hours today in a Kinbaku workshop taught by Master K. It was fabulous!...
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HOLY SHITBALLS! I'm back!
I plan on visiting SG much more often now. I haven't logged on for a LONG time!
I don't suppose that anyone reads my profile, but I'll update you all anyway.

IN A NUTSHELL: I was living in Guam for the past 7 months with the lovely Davina and having an amazing time. I moved there for work and I had...
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LAS VEGAS SUCKS
I'm broke.
I can't get a job.
I miss my old job.
It is 107 degrees at midnight.
I'm broke.
I repeat, I'm broke.
The lesbian bar here is really just a place for straight guys to hit on me.
LAME LAME LAME!

But I WILL be back in SF for PRIDE! And I will be TOPLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did absolutely NOTHING for my birthday! It was glorious. I know I said I was going to go out but I really didn't feel like it. I simply got drunk at home and played my ukulele, taking advantage of the fact that all my housemates were at Burning Man.
I've also been spending my time enhancing public property in the night (or defacing... depending...
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My trip to the middle east was EPIC... I still haven't had enough time to sort out everything in my head. I only made it to Israel and Egypt (couldn't get to Jordan to see Petra,) but the difference between the two countries was enough to keep my brain busy for a long time. Israel was so wealthy and Egypt so poor, plus Jews and...
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I survived my 17 day trip to the middle east! I promise when I get my photos there will be many camels and women in burkas, pyramids and places where jesus was said to have wiped his ass.

Cate and Maddigan are going down! I'm kicking both their asses in a pool of chocolate syrup tonight. It will be the biggest wrestling match since that time the one guy ate that other guys ear (okay, so I know nothing about wrestling... except that it's much better when it involves ice cream toppings and girls in bikinis)

Wait... am I dreaming? Don't pinch me!

Unfortunatly I won't be in the internet for a bit untill after I move out and find a place where I can go online. But I assure you I'll have awesome pictures for you all to see when I come back (including me as a clown and a zombie!)

yay for pirates!!


xoxoxoxo