evangeline

Friends, Romans, countrymen, send me your cheers!

Hear comes March, truly in like a lion. Only a lion from somewhere cold and disgusting, not a normal lion from warm sunny Africa. It might snow tonight. That's ridiculous.

Especially ridiculous because i will be working tonight at Perfect 10 Gentlemen's Club. It'll be fun, i will be dancing and naked and gyrating and hopefully drunk. Come...
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I love my job. I sell shoes. The shoes are fine and all but it's the people i work with that really do it for me, i think i've mentioned this before.

You know when people just GET you? We're a well oiled machine; we get each other. Mix that in with almost complete lack of customers and you get a very Clerks-esque situation.

It's...
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Do me a square and if you haven't checked out the set i have in hopefuls, do it now. It's quickly being eclipsed by random nakedness...that's all i'll say.


So last night was like this:
Russell. Russell. Russell? Russell russelll. I could smell him when i breathed. I could feel him when i blinked. I could close my eyes and imagine the kill, could practically...
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oh man,


this weekend starts now. I have tomorrow and Saturday off. I have pretty ood cash flow. I have plans with two awesome people tomorrow night.

I was thinking about getting a new tattoo tomorrow night. QUICKLY QUICKLY I NEED YOUR INPUT!!! I can't decide. Here's a few. (just tell me what you lke best, i don't want to hear how ridiculous you think...
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Oh man.

I didn't even know te set was going live, vermelho just called me last night to tell me it was up- how exciting!

First i want to say how incredible everyone has been. I never expected such a warm and welcoming responcse.

Second i want everyone to be my riend on myspace. I'm terrible at links, i always fuck tem up but it's...
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You're guess is as good as mine.


Sometimes i look through old notebooks and i find little tidbits of writing where i have had a sudden stroke of genius inspiration and so i jot down some keywords so that later i can complete that thought and carry it out to its glorious fruition. Most of the time this works.

Sometimes i forget.

Sometimes i forget...
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I'm so excited. I got my welcome email today and it's all I could think of at work. I wanted to talk about it but how would that conversation go?

coworker: Why are you in SUCH a good mood?
Evangeline: Because I officially do altporn!!!
coworker: Oh, well congratulations.

Maybe i just need a job where everyone takes naked pictures.

Did i mention i'm excited?...
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