Esther Suicide | Alternative Model for SuicideGirls

justin timberlake was once on SNL and they did a skit about a boy band and their hit song was "Dick In a Box" where they tell you the advantages of giving your lady your dick in a box, they tell you how to make the box and subsequently get arrested with their dick in a box.
It's all over YouTube.com.
haha

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norritt:

im moving to chandler next weekend
been busy
i was at your mall this weekend and one another magic tourney
hope you're well

Feb 25, 2007

hadesjones:

Yeah the dick-in-a-box skit was emailed around my work about a million times. Funny shite right there, yes indeed.

Now my buddy and I pass each other in the hallway and call out

1 - Cut a hole in a box

It's pretty freakin funny if you ask me

Hades

Mar 8, 2007

crappy valentines day!
let's all hold hands and be miserable together, hmm?
i just aced my CMN310 essay test, suckas.
And class is cancelled tonight, so let's go dancing!!

Homme Lounge - sassythomas will be spinning
call my big ass for details

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dierdre:

<3

Feb 17, 2007

grady31:

Taking it one day at a time.......but not too bad.

Feb 19, 2007

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madison:

the sand worm!!! i love beetlejuice!!! u rock!!!

Feb 1, 2007

joetheho:

just say it 3 times

Feb 8, 2007

My 23rd birthday is tuesday! (oh my god, i can't believe it!!!)
I will start at the Bikini Lounge, then mosey on over to Shady's for a super good time tuesday night. I'm trying to keep it low key; due to recent medical events my alcohol consumption is reduced to zero, but it's my goddamn birthday, so I don't see why I can't have at...
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dierdre:

omg, i suck, happy berfday, hot stuff!!!

Dec 21, 2006

hadesjones:

Yep all that for the new year ahead.....

HAPPY NEW YEAR BABY!!!!

Hades

Dec 30, 2006

I'm UPDATING!!!

I started my first semester at University as a journalism major, and suffice to say, it's not my fav thing ever. I would like to talk to an advisor about switching over to another aspect of communications, perhaps somehting more along the lines of smaller, more individualised focus in class, rather than the booming prospect of mass communications. Frankly, I've already sold my...
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yuriel:

lame emo kid.

he gave up too soon and was mean about it! boo hahaha

shit your about me and the emo kid bit made me LAUGH SO HARD hehe
<3

good luck with school and work

i wish i could be cupcake's second stringer but alas

hehe

youre not an idiot and theyre nasty and dumb and deserve it. heh.

Nov 19, 2006

madison:

yay an update
busy busy beautiful girl!!!!!

Nov 27, 2006

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calmer_than_you:

wtf, update!

Oct 25, 2006

hadesjones:

Here to show a little love and welcome you to the weekend Boo. May this be the one that knocks the ball right out of the park......and into the front window of someones car that you're not particularly fond of. BONUS!!!

Kisses and always my best wishes,

Hades

Oct 27, 2006

So... it looks like Boston is finally a reality more than a fantasy.

You'll be able to reach me by phone, but I will be visiting Fred in Boston Monday August 14th through Saturday August 19. We planned on finishing both of my thighs and my left side, thereby cleansing my body of all unfinished work.

I will get home in enough time to sleep,...
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vorbei:

♠ psssst ♠

Aug 14, 2006

calmer_than_you:

P.S. what the fuck is up Biatch?

Aug 14, 2006

Love you

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annamei:

♥ click me ♥

Jun 24, 2006

sassythomas:

yeah, we're in trouble... i'm moving into a house on saturday that's about a half mile from the bikini lounge.

Jun 26, 2006

I've effin had it.
I want out.
I was never given a second chance.
I'm sick of just sitting here.

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yuriel:

well youve been nothing but a total angel to me
<3

sides i still wanted to fantasize (or actualize) running about in the good ol desert getting wasted and being trashy

or something cool hah

and youd better keep in touch lady

May 29, 2006

ms:

Hey!

We love you. Fucking let them riot if they can't handle you. You're a badass and you pick out shitty serial killer B-horror movies. What else is there to love?

May 29, 2006

Goooooooooooodamnit

I'm drunk
I win

Belligerent Town
Population: Me

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polaris:

esther-lover town
population:me

May 24, 2006

deathbyopus:

still drunk? LOL

May 25, 2006

School's over. Everyone's sick but me.

I got the most radical issue of Rolling Stone in the mail, but I don't remember getting a subscription to said magazine, but there it is, on the front cover, a blurry version of my name and address. I win!

I just don't find Jennifer Anniston that attractive. This may be because I never liked Rachel on Friends.

I...
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deathbyopus:

Your coolness grows more and more each day

thanks for being so nice

May 11, 2006

sloane:

Ahaha! Yes, that DOES make me feel better, actually!!

May 11, 2006

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