I want to be cheered up by somebody that is good at that sort of thing.
As for you, might as well not even try.
Or... I could just stop listening to all this emo. Thanks, chuck. really. :p
As for you, might as well not even try.
Or... I could just stop listening to all this emo. Thanks, chuck. really. :p
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hehe.
I'm just listen to Def Leppard....one of the 80's metal version of emo
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make up
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19.. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look in my eyes...do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?
31.Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
32. How about Never? Is never good for you?
33. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
34. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
35. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
36. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
37. And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be.......?
38. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
39. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
40. Oh I get it....like humor....but different.