disco

ah, valentines day. delightful

was taken out for dinner last night (we wanted to avoid tonights hoardes of couples gazing into each other's eyes over an all-you-can-eat chinese buffet) and i ate and ate until i thought i would aspolde. POP.

Then up early this morning to, ahem, exchange gifts (and cards with near identical handwritten sentiments - we are TOO cute. bleurgh)...and tonight, we're...
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ALRIGHT

Fuck lurking

I'm back with a vengance

The social life I spent the last year carefully building can sod off

THIS IS WHERE I BELONG

Glad to be back. Now where did I put my lollerskates...?

So I'm lying on the hospital bed after an ultrasound, my lower abdomen and hips covered in translucent jelly, and the nurse hands me a wad of tissue to wipe myself off. Before I can stop myself, I come out with 'my boyfriend normally does this for me'

She did not look impressed

x

hey hey, my little chickadees

hope you all had a fab Christmas!

i got lots of loverly presents, and got to spend it with my boy, which was the best present of all - a day off!

sorry i'm never around anymore, i work all the hours under the sun for a horrible company...but i'm demoting myself as of next month so i can actually...
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YO BITCHES

Guess who's got the internet after nearly a YEAR?

I'm back!

xxx

Love is...

...a guy who'll fuck yr brains out on the kitchen counter...and then cook you dinner while yr recovering in a heap on the floor

But how are YOU, my darlings?

x

I think the 'voyage of self-discovery' I set off on earlier this year has paid off. I have never been happier, or more comfortable with myself, or more...settled than I am now. I've had to make some big decsions this year, and there have been times where I've if I made the right choices, but now I know without a shadow of a doubt that...
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Teehee...

Remember me?

xxx