I would just like it to be known how much of a retard i really am.
Thursday night, me and the worst influence ever (Kelly) decide to drive to the coast to paddle. the time was about 10pm at the point.
so we drive
and drive
and eventually hit brighton
i go for a paddle for all of about two mins...
then realise my car...
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Thursday night, me and the worst influence ever (Kelly) decide to drive to the coast to paddle. the time was about 10pm at the point.
so we drive
and drive
and eventually hit brighton
i go for a paddle for all of about two mins...
then realise my car...
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I WENT TO LONDON WITH THE SG'S AND I SAW BOOOOOBS!!!!
Ohmy god i've missed everyone shit loads, i have no net, i'm stealing my friends while her two year old niece is strokingall my tattoos!!
i also got my camera stolen with loads of pictures on it at my work night out. If someone i work with is reading this it better not have...
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Ohmy god i've missed everyone shit loads, i have no net, i'm stealing my friends while her two year old niece is strokingall my tattoos!!
i also got my camera stolen with loads of pictures on it at my work night out. If someone i work with is reading this it better not have...
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johnfm1:
Wait a minute....I CAN see boobs! Yay!
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frankie:
it was great to meet you, sorry we didn't chat more i got a bit shy with EVERYONE there!


tsui:
Good seeing you girly although it was abit mad.
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scharpy:
thank you for the wonderful birthday love!
hearts-KLM
hearts-KLM
dotty:
Dood.
I've had one glass of wine this evening, and I'm wishing we were going out tonight instead of next week.
I'm such a light weight!
Hope your hairdyeing went well! xx
I've had one glass of wine this evening, and I'm wishing we were going out tonight instead of next week.
I'm such a light weight!

Hope your hairdyeing went well! xx
Chase Suicide is... "THE ANTI-TEEN!!!"
Awwww, thanks to everyone for all the birthday messages, i feel all special
i got hair straightners for my birthday
which is all the cool but not very exciting so i thought id show you some of my favourite presents people have bought me instead
first up, and i forgot to mention it in my last entry Cherry and Ciel...
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Awwww, thanks to everyone for all the birthday messages, i feel all special

i got hair straightners for my birthday


first up, and i forgot to mention it in my last entry Cherry and Ciel...
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charley:
I will be in London as of tomorrow for three weeks, I hope I get to see you lady!! Are you coming to the Kerrang thing?



first up: my cat just bought in a not quite dead birdie and dropped in on the couch....eww, it was bleeding from the mouth and all sorts....
the cat is now sitting in the corner looking really pleased with himself, its the same expression as the one he does when hes shat behind the sofa and knows the smell will drive everyone mad until they...
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the cat is now sitting in the corner looking really pleased with himself, its the same expression as the one he does when hes shat behind the sofa and knows the smell will drive everyone mad until they...
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iris1:
ello pumpkin
just found your testimonial - thank you !!
people should listen to you for I am great!
Well...one can but try anyway
just found your testimonial - thank you !!
people should listen to you for I am great!
Well...one can but try anyway

jasechase:
I'm coming to London in a few weeks! What's the what? Are you going to even see this comment before you update your page? Peace - Jase

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dotty:
check yours! x
dotty:
Godamnit, the one time I actually want to talk to someone on MSN I've managed to fuck it up and now it's not working... grr!
Anyways I'm a dumbass and now the whole laptop needs to be fixed... oops!
Hope you've had a good day!
x
Anyways I'm a dumbass and now the whole laptop needs to be fixed... oops!

Hope you've had a good day!

x
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charley:
Hahahah that is hilarious, I haven't called that in a loooooong time
Sadly I have no mugshot (how cool would that have been for a souvenir) just a cold bottom still. Good lord it was freezing!!! It was lovely to meet you, I hope we get to hang out again soon

Sadly I have no mugshot (how cool would that have been for a souvenir) just a cold bottom still. Good lord it was freezing!!! It was lovely to meet you, I hope we get to hang out again soon


scroobiuspip:
Nice arm (in reference to your lovely tat as opposed to your stirling mechanic work).
Dont mind me im just passing thru.
Dont mind me im just passing thru.

i'm sorry sorry sorry, i havent updated in aggeessss, i'm shit i know, you may all line up and bitch slap me.
my computer has been fucking itself in the ass all month but now its (hopefully) working better.
so yeah, how the hell is everyone?
anyone get any valentines? i got one, cause i guilt tripped my friend into making me one
i had...
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my computer has been fucking itself in the ass all month but now its (hopefully) working better.
so yeah, how the hell is everyone?
anyone get any valentines? i got one, cause i guilt tripped my friend into making me one

i had...
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ciel:
im going to touvh your boob next week.
if you let me
you had better let me or I'll, um. i dont know. cry probably
BOOBIES!
if you let me
you had better let me or I'll, um. i dont know. cry probably
BOOBIES!
robkarloff:
I dunno, never thought of trying it really. Tattooing would be out, I'm just not that artistic!!
But I guess I would consider becoming a piercer. My biggest problem would be dealing with the assholes you inevitably encounter, who try to tell you your job, act snotty, etc. I'm not that good a people person when it comes to that type of people!! Plus, I don't really fancy the idea of having to give some minker a genital piercing or something like that...!
I guess when it's your job and you're concentrating then you don't think about that side of it. My wee bro tells me it's only when he gets home and relaxes with a coffee that he maybe thinks "Hey, I pierced 3 girls boobies today... cool!" or something like that. But, I'd guess that it wouldn't pay that good, and I have a mortgage to pay...
Think I'll just stick to getting lots of them for now
Mmmmmm.... High trash levels... yumyumyumyum!!
Can't wait for your new set to go up... xx



Think I'll just stick to getting lots of them for now



Mmmmmm.... High trash levels... yumyumyumyum!!

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pretty_kitty:
hey wen r u coming back?? 

zeroanima:
Chase, what does ur tattoo means?
Hope the audition went super well for you! Thems will be happy punters if they get to swoon over you doing your thing. Bastards!