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Chicago! Fuck yeah!

This trip snuck up on me.

I will be setting sail for the lovely land of Lincoln (see also: HOME) on Friday. I will be banished back to hell/Arkansas on Monday.

On the 14th, I will be attending a Captured By Robots show at . . . Beat Kitchen, apparently. I am not difficult to spot. Stalk me. PLZKTHX.
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9ine:
Thank you, dear smile
jaybugg:
Well damn kinda hard to stalk ya when I am stationed in Korea. ps... I am a rock star biggrin

and lovely set darlin xoxo
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So it hit me recently that my internal monologue refers incessantly to "self." I do not identify with Andrea, Andie, Attica or the host of synonyms for Self. That is my name. I'd answer to that as well as a dog. For the first time, I feel drawn to a mouthnoise label (see also: name). However, despite being an avid grammar nazi, I'm...
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ricksnake:
sorry my computer is stupid and running slow at the moment and I pressd it a couple of times.
ricksnake:
I'm retarded! sorry for fucking this up!

[Edited on May 10, 2006 12:53PM]
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Breaking news: Exclusive umbrella owners' club rallies in streets: nonmembers described as "Soggy"

In other words, the rain hesitated to let up for eleven hours, until I took a shower. This is because I am the center of the universe and personally hurt its widdle feelings.

It's kind of like saying "Forget this biggest cock in the whole world right in front of me...
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sportdeath:

Remember, Self -- your brain is an organ. Absolute carbon-based self-consciousness is a lot to ask.



I find this very difficult to remember in the midst of an orgasm.

squeeky:
hey i'm from normal, IL too! i'm also working on being a rockstar. GREAT set!
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Well. Time to get my shit together.

I'm working my ass off. Coffeesluthood is rough.

I'm going to Chicago next month. Get back on the 15th. Then I finally get to move out of my shithole apartment. Then I'll live in a lovely house and be able to ride my bike to one job and rest my Delta 88.

It'll be...
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jayenh:
Humans make great omnivores.
keta:
blush kiss
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Oh, and for future reference: I was unwillingly transplanted from Saginaw, Michigan to the Bible Belt. I have only overcompensated in the accent department, to the point of saying "oot and aboot" and "eh."
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dumpstarx:
check you out....driving all the boys crazy (me included)
How nice to get in from a long weekend and a long night playing a gig with my ROCK AND ROLL BAND to fing a hah and a hi from you.

I got a land yacht too. years ago I bought a '66 new yorker in cali and drove it home to Va. It's been parked for years but I think I'll put her back on the road just to impress you.

booohyah
lilith_paige:
Nice! lol
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(This is an x-posted festival. Don't feel too special, sorry.)

Haha. Okay, a couple of these compliments are pretty hilarious. "look out cyndi lauper, attica has come to town." Oh, and: "This is FUCKING SEXY! I can't stop looking at this set. I think I've looked at it like 20 times. I think it's eye crack!"

Eye crack. Wow. Ha. How...
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So I am making an appointment to have "that which does not make us stronger only kills us." tattooed in courier new as a garter on my right thigh. I should be able to read it at a glance so I should put it in a band that goes all the way around. I'm sure I can design something. I love the one I...
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persya:
great set!
love

and that chair you're sitting on..i used to have one JUST like it

so retro..kinda wish i still had it..haha.but it was so old
utterfailure:
My Fellow American:

Why do ya have ta write stuff thets so complicated?! Yer young, purdy, and healthy. You should join the army and see Iran.. errr.. I mean.. the world. Yeah, thet sounds better. Also, I noticed in yer profile you said you hope rockstars'll jerk off to ya. Well, what about Prezeedents? YEEE HAW!!!

FREEDOMS ON THE MARCH
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I guess they call it "striking a balance" to imply violence and severity.

The life cycle for a biodegradable human machine is as follows.

1) Birth
2) Survival / Entertainment
3) Death

I can't seem to recall being born and worrying about dying has proved to be a fruitless endeavor.

I am grateful to have only the moment. I am grateful to be aware that...
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lostinaneverland:
I love you already. tongue

Please continue to update on a regular basis. Your words inspire.
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Kids, let's talk about flesh-eating.

I am an opportunivore and scavenger and if it ain't poison, it goes in my mouth.

You know what's beautiful? The same goddamn dirty hippies that will spew such grand wisdom as "listen to your body" and "your body is telling you to ______" will be the first to coo and whimper and martyr themselves when somebody...
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I am a biodegradable robot.

Wow. I'm sitting in the computer lab and my neck feels funny. I guess a beetle was crawling out of my hair. I'm all for slugs and worms and shit, but beetles remind me of ticks and ticks are parasites just like fetuses and fuck the whole lot.

Dear people sitting next to me, please go back to...
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cineman:
This is fucking INTENSE. what.the.fuck?
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My theory on drinking and staying up late when I had to be at work at six in the morning was "the more fun I have tonight, the happier I'll be tomorrow!"

Perhaps beer clogged the gaping holes in that logic. Because I thought that I was going to die.

Regardless, I had an amazing night. Laughing hysterically at a rather dreadlocked debate about...
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