well. i quit my job. apparently. luckilly i have the other job.
i also quit smoking. and hence i now wanna kill myself. seriously. each and everyone of you is invited to come over and beat the living shit out of me. it'll take the pain of loss away. ....dear dear nicotine....
i got new ink on thursday. it hurt like a bitch and it's...
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i also quit smoking. and hence i now wanna kill myself. seriously. each and everyone of you is invited to come over and beat the living shit out of me. it'll take the pain of loss away. ....dear dear nicotine....
i got new ink on thursday. it hurt like a bitch and it's...
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the black dahlia murder was once again big fun. as was cannibal corpse.
being at a show with the only boys who have ever dumped me (all two of them) was interesting as well.
my court date sucked. i gots to go back in about a month. but i'm getting new ink today. so rock.
my mother is actively looking for a new boyfriend for...
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being at a show with the only boys who have ever dumped me (all two of them) was interesting as well.
my court date sucked. i gots to go back in about a month. but i'm getting new ink today. so rock.
my mother is actively looking for a new boyfriend for...
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donaldbrown:
Whenever my mother and I are together she is always pointing out girls to me... "There's a cutie."
"Mom, she's 14..."
There is very litle fun in my life... I'm pretty sure that I chose this route though...
"Mom, she's 14..."
There is very litle fun in my life... I'm pretty sure that I chose this route though...
paxhc:
oooo man 25 Ta Life...i havent heard that in a while last i saw them was like 1 or 2 years ago
ha! i'm back motherfuckers!
so. i think i just quit one of my jobs. but i don't know. they seriously tried to dick me over. and so i flipped out. lots of expletives were screamed by all involved parties. but alas. i still have my other job. and a good majority of the powers that be at the place i quit want me back. so...
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so. i think i just quit one of my jobs. but i don't know. they seriously tried to dick me over. and so i flipped out. lots of expletives were screamed by all involved parties. but alas. i still have my other job. and a good majority of the powers that be at the place i quit want me back. so...
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craigula:
Yes for Cannibal Corpse & BDM!!!!!!!!!!
seeing them here in Ottawa on the 11th!
seeing them here in Ottawa on the 11th!
unnecessaryz:
After a heated courtroom drama and new ink, you should be ready to take on crime, let alone get some job back.
argh. well. sorry it's been so long.
i'm outta nyc for the summer. and hence i can't check this shizzle as often. i got my heart broken by a silly boy. yep. i got my ass dumped.
but alas. i'm tan. i'm relaxed. i'm getting new ink soon. more biomech- yay! i've spent the last three days in a black bikini. i'm house sitting at...
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i'm outta nyc for the summer. and hence i can't check this shizzle as often. i got my heart broken by a silly boy. yep. i got my ass dumped.
but alas. i'm tan. i'm relaxed. i'm getting new ink soon. more biomech- yay! i've spent the last three days in a black bikini. i'm house sitting at...
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tryst:
fuck the rest of the world. they suck big fat sweaty balls.
but fuck you for having the coolest job imaginable. Hmmmphhh!!!
but fuck you for having the coolest job imaginable. Hmmmphhh!!!
well. i took pictures of my gaping horid icktified scar and my camera wouldn't send it out 
so i'm still limping around. vicodin hurts if you don't eat food with it. and if you don't take about 239874 of them, they don't fuckin work.
so. the latest news.... my house got broken into. i had moved most everything, and was coming back for the last...
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so i'm still limping around. vicodin hurts if you don't eat food with it. and if you don't take about 239874 of them, they don't fuckin work.
so. the latest news.... my house got broken into. i had moved most everything, and was coming back for the last...
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sk8genrll:
yeah dude i got this vicodin from some girl and it was the first time id ever taken it.
Well it lasted like an hour. Granted it was free but still I was a tad dissapointed.
Well it lasted like an hour. Granted it was free but still I was a tad dissapointed.
galahad:
Tori, things must have gotten better by now.
Give your fans some good news...
Give your fans some good news...
.ap.en.dec.to.my.
so. because i haven't had enough problems in my life.....
sunday i woke up at 7am in horrible amounts of pain. i called everyone i know to ask how you tell if your organs have ruptured. they all told me to shut the fuck up and that i'm a hypochondriac. i figured they were probably right. so i laid around in pain until around...
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so. because i haven't had enough problems in my life.....
sunday i woke up at 7am in horrible amounts of pain. i called everyone i know to ask how you tell if your organs have ruptured. they all told me to shut the fuck up and that i'm a hypochondriac. i figured they were probably right. so i laid around in pain until around...
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galahad:
Tori your ordeal made me feel bad. Take it easy, it should not take five weeks to recover. You are an athlete after all. One thing surprises me. Appendix scars should be one inch long, not four. Did they comment?
johnnydelicious:
Keep getting better.
so let me explain my life real quick. consider it an apology for not being the most responsive...
i had a landlord steal a grand from me.
my old roommate owes me $1500.
i was sexuallt assaulted the other day. i beat the shit outta the guy, but it still shook me up a lot.
i've had two roommates flake out on me, so i...
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i had a landlord steal a grand from me.
my old roommate owes me $1500.
i was sexuallt assaulted the other day. i beat the shit outta the guy, but it still shook me up a lot.
i've had two roommates flake out on me, so i...
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alan916:
new pix up
agamemnoch:
Please feel better. Fuck everyone. People suck. You can do good by yourself. 
i saw a most amazing show this week. the black dahlia murder played with some other bands i don't care for.
but the black dahlia murder was great. i really love that band. i ended up hanging out with those kids. they're some of the nicest kids i've ever met. they're really great. they're so very humble. i spent the night drinking with them. really...
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but the black dahlia murder was great. i really love that band. i ended up hanging out with those kids. they're some of the nicest kids i've ever met. they're really great. they're so very humble. i spent the night drinking with them. really...
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zensone:
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!! 
Im glad that you and your "mangina" are talking again... 
One day pirates will rule the world and destroy all who stand in there way by means of peg-leg sliver kicks to the groin!
Dont Forget!
Im glad that you and your "mangina" are talking again... One day pirates will rule the world and destroy all who stand in there way by means of peg-leg sliver kicks to the groin!
Dont Forget!
raulbnuttz:
I'll be on the lookout for those groups, thanks. Where are you lifeguarding at this early in the year?
blah blah blah. i really have nothing to say. well no. i have lots to say, i just can't say it. my thoughts are bouncing about in my head, pogoing to the tune of some kind of cross between the theme from jeopardy and the safety dance. they simply refuse to form a single file line and evacuate my head.
that said. i've had a...
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ferret:
so i have no place to live now. i'm not in the city. whoo.
syracusescumbag:
hey fucker
i'm back!
i leave for a while and your set is up
um.
that is all.
bye.
i'm back!
i leave for a while and your set is up
um.
that is all.
bye.
so while my set was going up today i was busy lifeguarding the east river.
yep. some asshole decided to make a movie and shove some poor girl into the east river. so i got up at ass in the morning to go freeze outside all day. and then i dealt with assholes, losers, and retards. the bastards wanted to attach a weight to the...
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yep. some asshole decided to make a movie and shove some poor girl into the east river. so i got up at ass in the morning to go freeze outside all day. and then i dealt with assholes, losers, and retards. the bastards wanted to attach a weight to the...
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alan916:
hi sweety, just seeing wazzup today. 
heavymusic:
great set sorry about your grandma
.this week has been one crazy clusterfuck.
i was reminded of why i dress like a disgruntled sack of potatoes. i had a job interview for some pool. i decided to dress all corporate-whore-esque due to the last place firing me because i "look like a junkie". so my entire day (interview and twelve hours of work) consisted of wierd old men trying to take...
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i was reminded of why i dress like a disgruntled sack of potatoes. i had a job interview for some pool. i decided to dress all corporate-whore-esque due to the last place firing me because i "look like a junkie". so my entire day (interview and twelve hours of work) consisted of wierd old men trying to take...
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antirock:
ow! welcome to sg ferreal.
sounds like a hellacious week, esp. the homework. fuck that. drop out and play poker with me.
take it easy, thanx for the set. 
sounds like a hellacious week, esp. the homework. fuck that. drop out and play poker with me.
take it easy, thanx for the set.
midknight:
congrats on the set.
and it was nice seeing you again. next time i'll buy you a drink, k?
and it was nice seeing you again. next time i'll buy you a drink, k?
what was piercing boy in the mental ward for? long distance is bullshit, unless you're head over heals retarded fucking stupid in love. how is he too nice? lots of boys and girls are dumb. neurosis is more common I think. almost everyone in my life is completely neurotic. I want to find someone thats consistent, even if they're cyclical. like my ex and I used to fight and make up all the time, but there was this constant intensity of emotion that I loved so much. now we're just blah. I can't teach you to knit, but I can teach you how to drive a jeep, how to play stickball, how to eat a burger the size of a baseball, and how to do a mean roy orbison impression.
if you come to that bar with me, I'll make sure tom gets you the good vodka. kittens eh? we'll avoid them.
you can babble all you want... brightens my day right the fuck up.
peace in the streets and little kids with broken feet.
anti-depressants are shitty. my ex was on SRI's (seratonin reuptake inhibitors for you kiddies at home) for a long time and it totally killed her sex drive. which I hated.
There are so many important things to learn about driving the last starfighter, and I will be glad to share them all with you. as long as we can listen to drexel. stickball is usually glorified ghetto baseball, but not when my friends play it. we call it chud... after the movie... whose director actually lives in the hometown of my best friend. (chud stands for cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller) we play on tennis courts with a full tennisball... its an artform.... I'll have to show you. and yes.. I'll give you the black eye with my roy orbison impression. I'll smash my air guitar right into that beautiful right eye of yours, taking care to not dislodge any piercings. Vegan eh? I'm not going there.
Birth doesn't scare me so much... neither does placenta. But I'm not going to bring any of it to show you or anything. I've never seen kittens being born though, might be a new experience. cat sex is scary enough what with those barbed penises and all.
its more like pure enjoyment than charity really. and I love the tards. I actually have spent a lot of time in institutions cause my aunt lived in one. kids with giant gauze mittens are my favorite.
you're the best.