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The raunch and babble from a strumpet such as this might cause one's bones to slough off their own skin.

This gal however, will collect said skin and then make it into a fucking lunchbox or a trapper keeper or some crafty shit like that.

Therein lies the Tawnya dilemma; you'll forever live in fear of UV rays, but you will know EXACTLY where your documents and avocados are at all times.

A tricky gal and licentious howler who by me is deeply, deeply missed.

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I know I already left a testimonial for Miss Tawanna Rocks but that was quite a while back. In that time things have changed quite significantly. And though we didn't always see eye-to-eye I have to credit her for teaching me more about mysel than I ever could have learned on my own. And you just can't put a price tag on that.

I know I didn't do a good job of showing it before but I'm going to say it now in no uncertain terms. I'm going to miss you 'round these parts.

From joker_

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It I was gonna get stuck wandering the streets of San Francisco, as if in some kind of nightmare dream, where we keep going past the same alleyways. Well, if that were to happen, I'd be happy to have this excellent person to talk to, when we change a .9 mile trip into 3.5 miles.

From rice

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I could say something, but it's all been said. Have you noticed the rack on this tiny little thing?

From merritt

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I've never not had fun while Tawnya was around. Okay, that's not true. But it's exponentially more difficult to have a shitty time when Tawnya is around.

From remj

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She's cooler than me, and has nicer breasts. Which is probably for the best for each party involved.

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Every time I see her, I like her more than the time before. It's fucking awesome.
Plus she makes these peanut butter chocolate chip rice krispy things that I'd sell my grandmother for.

From merritt

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Your new profile pic is cute, but to quote Will Farrell from his role as the indigent nude art school model:


Yeah, I took a test today... I got an "A", a "B" and a "C"... But don't tell the blood bank!

From merritt

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This girl's wig always seems to end up on my head. If this happens to you, watch out for the lipstick. It is evil, evil semi-permanent stuff. Run, don't walk.

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What can be said about Tawnya that hasn't already been said before or isn't completely obvious anyway? Well if she had balls you could rest assured they'd be bigger than yours. But aside from all the brashness she's really a puppy dog. A pitbull puppy. But a puppy all the same.

She can run with the big dogs but as much as she'd like to hide it she does have a soft side. Which if you see it can totally be used for blackmail.

From rowan

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I hope you realize how lucky you are to be looking at Tawnya's page.

BOW DOWN, ASSHOLE OR FACE MY PISSED OFFNESS!!!

Hehe.

Yea.♥

xoxo
~Ro

From cosyne

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Hearing her sweet voice is only sort of like being stabbed in the ear. In all seriousness though, she's a hoot and mighty infectious. But then again, so is rickets.

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I spent like 4 hours on the shading in the picture I drew of Tawnya. Sadly, it's her only fan art, and it's in crayon. Someone should do some more fan art for her cause she's cool.

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Tawnya is a magical camera goblin. If you leave a camera out when she is near, it will be filled with pictures of naughty bits and other randomness by the end of the night.

From freckle

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tawyna is a super cool girl and sweet as hell.

she's good for sewing, adult swim talk and a swift kick in the ass when needed.

plus her nipples are tastey biggrin

From kara

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Ms T. kicks ass. She is so funny, cute and needs to move to Seattle. All hale(sp?) Ms. T.