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i'm back.

and i love

the desert.
the roadtrip
dolly parton.
tassle twirl-off competition.
group roadside peeing.
delegated dirty whores. if it's ever a roadtrip again, it's you three.
freaking out the women at the truckstops and the children at the hotel.
forty people in the hot tub. capacity is 6?
finally the sun on my bare skin.
buying pointless shit at...
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aoife:
I don't know if you even check this anymore, but happy birthday anyway!
thirtyseven:
happy birthday, long lost soraya!
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after managing to avoid the flu for well over a year, i have it.

i had to stay in and sleep all day yesterday. i missed work today.

and this morning as i was debating whether to get out of bed and face the day or not, i couldn't figure out if the pounding pounding headache was due to caffeine withdrawl or dehydration. coffee...
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holly:
i only moved like 6 blocks from my old place. no big deal. but to my own place which is the big deal.

i put a smile on your face??? you make my entire week. i would love to hang out. you're like my favorite darling ever. i am not busy at all these days. actually i think i hang out too much with this one guy that i am totally in love with but should not be cause he is my FRIEND. anyhow i need to take like 5 steps back from him. let's get together. sat??? sun?? monday??? whenever.
neko:
i'm sorry your'e sick.
exotic sounds hot
came by to say i love you soraya!!!
kiss
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Remember when we were running in the grape fields, the sun was going down, there was mud along the rim of my boots. i picked the grapes off the vines, staining my hands, dark red running down my forearms. looked behind at you, over my shoulder. watching you watch the house. the mansion with the six old pristine shiny cars upstairs and the sixteen rooms...
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spaztikfantaztik:
F*cking wow.

Yeah. What she said.

EL SUICIDO LOCO

best, da Brat
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i picked up a book yesterday called "your miracle brain" and apparently i've contributed to the process of brain rot.

brain rot. it just sounds so lovely.

fish, fish, fish, and flaxseed oil.
that's what i need. the magical Fs.

lately i can't seem to look at the paper without being stricken with anger or nausea.
wavering on oblivia. and glad i...
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love:
Fatty acids are good for you. Uhm, you're so pretty! love
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yikes!
has it really been that long since i updated last? phew. it seems like its go-go-go in the life of soraya these days.

just in case youre curious, the last few weeks have gone a little something like this.

1. it has been 15 days since i have officially quit smoking cigarettes entirely. thats right, not one voluntary drag of a cigarette. the involuntary...
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sawa:
Yeah, we will be there tomorrow the 18th playing at the Pound. It is a brief stay... we spend the night and then head back to LA for a show here on the 19th. Can you come and hang out? I HOPE SO!!! I have your cell phone #... I will call you on our way up.
naiad:
I glad that you were able to hang out on Friday. kiss
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- best place to hear the most original messed up and down right hilarious pickup lines:

san francisco court house in a miniskirt.

now you know. next time you want to get yourself a real special kind of guy, just throw on that little skirt and pop on over to the courthouse. guaranteed at least a full half hour of amusement.

even the on duty cops...
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sawa:
Hey Lady.... I am going to be in SF on the 18th. Would love to see you... My band is gonna be playing at the Pound. I'll call you. wink
kennyg:
My housemate gets the best lines from employees at OfficeMax. Lines like, "You got a great ass." Then they get on their wireless intercom headset and alert the rest of the employees so she has a store full of people checking her out. Ugh.
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the other day my toe nail ripped off and blood poured all over the ground.

and the most annoying thing about it was having to run around on my hands and knees chasing around all the blood spots and scrubbing them off the floor.

just when i was going to invest in some sexy open toed shoes for this crazy hot ass weather. aw shit...
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illbillzillbub:
ouch!
papawheelie:
heh. *wink* *nudge* *etc*
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1. my morning started off with me dropping a really heavy empty glass bottle off the top of the fridge. it fell so hard that little tiny glass pieces were all the way in the corner of the living room. you know i'll be finding one in the crack of the sofa in a year. it'll poke me in the ass or something...
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holly:
ps. dont talk shit about my bike you cocksucking 3 eyed hairy cunt
zariat:
dude, i think you should meet my ex boyfriend. he's a cool guy, and he lives in SF. you have the same favorite obscure movies. (brazil is his fave - he's a terry gilliam freak) and he's a filmmaker so that means a lot to him. well, i think he is more of a party-thrower than a filmmaker these days, but hey both are pretty cool jobs so whatever. anyways i dont even know you but just from reading your profile i feel like i should introduce you guys. maybe when i get back to the bay next moneth we will be out at some random party and all run into eachother. now that would be fucking cosmic, dude.

i just opened and closed a paragraph with 'dude' ... woah.
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you know when everything seems to be going wrong and its normal... and thats just how life is.

and you just want to run away and join the circus or something.

and then everything starts to be going right and falling in to place just a little bit too perfectly....

and then all you want to do is run away and join the circus.

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tegan:
soraya, never not have bangs again ok?
you look SOOOO much better with bangs.

hahaha
i miss you snatchface
varzadium:
"you know when everything seems to be going wrong and its normal... and thats just how life is.

and you just want to run away and join the circus or something."


It's a good thing I'm already a russian circus midget or I might jump off a bridge or something.


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sicily:
does this mean that when i come home you'll be hanging out at the civic center bart station squeezing away at that thing, making obsene gestures, and throwing food at people. well that's just fantastic!

i'm workin on the phone thing...hope yur enjoying the small things in life such as breathing...fresh air is apparently a rare commodity in la

puke
tegan:
hey what the hell is wrong with you hooker? you dont know how to call people back? i know you get my messages, who are you with, what are you doing? what the hell is going on girl. HEY. YEAH REMEMBER ME.

hahaha. am i being crazy girlfriend enough? hehehe... god love those jealous wierdo girlfriends.

you know i think as of last week i was still ruining my ex's life, though im not in the same COUNTRY with her anymore i was still ruining her life... agh. women.

when are you coming back? i want to go dildo shopping... and have you sleep in my bed. i need to go out and meet some lesbains here... i HAvE A JOB! hey, soraya. dude.

come back :/

xo
love
fuckhead.
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i'm going to tell you a joke. it's funny. maybe funnier when i tell it in person, but this will have to do.

and in return, you will tell me something funny or crass, doesnt have to be a joke per se, just funny, or twisted. i've got a pretty fucked sense of humor, so just go for it.

so this pirate...
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venom66:
I wanna take my new girlfriend to meet my familiy ,but Im very nervous. It's just they got this silly thing with whores
yvoarioch:
Hello, neigh-bah'...

What's the difference vetween a pickpocket and a peeping tom...?

A pickpocket snatches watches and a peeping tom watches snatches...