MFC!

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Come hang out in my chat and watch me fail at pole tricks!

http://www.myfreecams.com/#Smurfasaur

Performing tonight! North Jersey area!

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Also I did some things... and some stuff....

If any of you want to make it I'm performing burlesquey things at Hells Kitchen lounge in North Jersey!

https://www.facebook.com/events/415232588605002

Door donations go to Autism Speaks!

Also I shot a new SG set with @scottsmallin last week! yay for hula hoops in the outside! I laid in snow and it was
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robertbluesman:

wwwwwwwwow! they are some damn fab b/w's! that last one hauled anchor ;)  re: pasties: kitties rule <3

smurfasaur:

haha!  buy some cats! 

Crafty blog!

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YAY I did a thing! I made a new craft performance art blog via tumblr! You can even submit your own work! I need help promoting it :) pretty please! It's the same name as my etsy account so I'm running this blog now to help out with etsy sales, and also post inspiration for crafty things and performance ideas for other people! Post...
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alexander_pink:

im like ya this how we represent from philly we got the hotties and the proof is in ur photos

lazarus_:

yayyyyy

Saturday

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Someone help me I went to the feed thing and I can't do it I'm very confused... I think I'm typing on peoples things because I have no idea how to do any of this... why can't I have it look like the old site?

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ink_waves_life:

@smurfasaur click on the SG logo, that is like the old home page. 

smurfasaur:

ooo thanks!

So... I found a ton of new and some very old photos of me!

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Holy shit... Like some old shit! Also some new shit from the past year that I missed somehow! yay! I will post a few here but most will go to my tumblr! So follow me on there because for some reason this gets all messed up if I try and dump photos!

VVVV...tumblr...VVV

Click me for Cats Memes and TITTIES!

For cropped safe...
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smurfasaur:

ask away! :D

hockeyguy13:

What's comic crypt New Jersey and why have I never heard of it?