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Ohhhh hellloooooo ...

Ok firstly .. trying to figure out how to change my profile pic ... dimensional limits ... egads!!!

I realized that I don't spend nearly enough time on here cause y'all are wicked cool and I wish I could respond more often!!! I suck yes yes I know ... but I almost never have access to a computer at home and can't access the...
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anarchie:
I miss you!
moment:
blllaaaaaccckkkk flaaaaaagggg

SESKA come back WTF!?!?
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I'm baaaaaaack .. holy shit. I was MIA waaaay too long. I missed you all ... the people on this site are incredible and despite my total disdain for the world of technology, I truly appreciate all of you sooo much!!!

Anyways since I am update challenged, here is a little something ... a few current unknown facts about yours truly ...

- I found a new professional job...
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bigpoppa99:
Welcom back!

dwz3:
yeah smile i think you'de enjoy a visit to the high desert country of AZ.
willbe waiting for one of dem novels of yourz. haven't seen any reason to read anything but tech manuals since Kesey passed. (*sometimes a great notion* is something i pick up over and over. bow, nod and wink towards the Stamper family... oddly familiar.) and yesssss you're overdue for a photoset lady. willbe waiting for dat toooooo. love
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Sooooooo yeah ....

Me again ... a few things to tell. This is gonna sound weird, but then again most of what I write is weird. I guess weird is what weird writes, or does ... something like that!!!

Anyhooooo ... I have quit the fancy professional job and come clean to all family and friends on my escapades over the last few years (including those that involved public...
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hankor:
Lavonne is looking for people to model for a project where she replicates commercial photos of Famous people.

You could totally replicate a Sophia Loren photo.

That's what I think.

And good for you grinding those skeletons into powder and hurling them into the wind....only to have the wind shift and blow dirty old skeleton dust in your face and hair.

anarchie:
Seksa, I miss you!
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I suck ....

It has become impossible for me to maintain too much of an electronic relationship or a relationship of any kind for that matter.

I work all day. No time for play ... it's a very challenging job, and it takes all my concentraion to maintain!!! Then .. no computer at home .. hate tv .. miss my monkey ... too weird and hermitish and obsessed with meditation...
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lavonne:
I hope we can hang out soon! smile
scheisskopf:
Hey I miss you too. I hope things are well with you.
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So by now it has become clear I am a lazy, hermit bitch when it comes to my updates ... so I'm trying something new. Its called easy-ass posting 101 ... hahahaha!!! It involves posting links or witpicked pieces of brilliance (incl. but not limited to music, art, history, current events, ect...) I have found that I would like to share. Let me know what you...
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dwz3:
very cool lyrics... i needz to check out the recommendation.
e.a.p. 101 eh? well hell darlin' i see your e.a.p. and raise you a classical readin' e.a.p. (c.r.e.a.p.?!) from e.e. cummings. smile

a salesman is an it that stinks Excuse
Me whether it's president of you were say
or a jennelman name misder finger isn't
important whether it's millions of other punks
or just a handful absolutely doesn't
matter and whether it's in lonjewray

or shrouds is immaterial it stinks

a salesman is an it that stinks to please

but whether to please itself or someone else
makes no more difference than it sells
hate condoms education snakeoil vac
uumcleaners terror strawberries democ
ra(caveat emptor)cy superflous hair

or Think We've Met subhuman rights Before

lavonne:
I'd love to go for some food. Wanna trek down for some Dim Sum? Or is that not good with your schedule? Let me know! smile
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Dear friends ... What to say where to begin

I am lost on a journey of epic proportions. There is no easy way, I must fight this one to the finish. The hardest part of all of course is the loss of that which is most precious to me, that which I have come to understand and love must now be cast away for the greater...
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s_eldorado:
Word up FP!!! Nice to see you back! xo
snowisismoon:
I love closet raid...it's one of my favs on here!
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Happy Holidays EVERYONE!!!!!!

I'm at my secret ninja lair perfecting the art of stealth.

Oh plus I'm having fun fun fun with my monkey and doggies .....

I'll be back soon with more .... right now it is happy cookie time!!!! Wheeeeeee!!

ooo aaa kiss
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dirtydoctor:
Happy Valentines day! kiss
chalko:
Hey stranger...
Hope all is well with you.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Would you prefer Grandaddy Purple Platinum or Green Crack Cush?



SPOILERS! (Click to view)

PS
Puff Puff Pass.
ARRR!!! kiss

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OK .. finally an update from the long lost hermit bitch (I am).

Not to much new to report other than I hate my job and need to find a new one. My skills include (but are not necessarily limited to) ...

- being able to eat hella strong tweed cookies and not puke
- writing fuck you e-mails
- stealing neglected dogs
- scaring children
- falling down stairs
- making fart...
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s_eldorado:
I'd totally hire you to serenade me with armpit farts and regale me with instructions on third eye winking but, alas, geography is against us.

In any case, have a fantastic Christmas and who knows, we may actually MEET one day yet!

xo
dwz3:
ha! wandering thru the wilderness w/ a good buzz is always fine. no matter what the occasion.
i remember (still!) reading Ralph Waldo Emerson's account of a "moment" while walking across the village square during a snowfall. always made me wonder, how far into the gravy was Ralph dipping?
happy holidays!
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I had to add this ... if you haven't seen this video ... WTF! Click on Russian Climbing and then bow to the fucking amazement that is Parkour. I am so in ...

Oh .. go watch Yamakasi and District B13 for more! David Belle is da shit!!!!!!

Crazy Ass Shit
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scheisskopf:
OK.

Whaddaya been upto?
jaytan:
There was some free running / parkour / Russian climbing in the new James Bond film, which made me think of you. No joke. Very EL SUICIDO LOCO indeed!