I dislike my ex girlfriend very much, but I was so close to sleeping with her today.

Shame on me, I know having sleep with your ex is never a bright idea, but I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexually frustrated right now that I want fuck her until I get lock jaw!

Awwww! why oh why do I date woman who are emotionally straved, emotionally unavalible, and/or...
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Feel better sweetie. YOu could be a hobo wearing a sweater in 90 degree weather in a trench coat. Things could be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse. Trust me I know.
and i love me some Kelis!