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I just realized that it's sort of odd to live in a city where you're never sure if the helicopters are for an awards ceremony/celebrities or if they're coppers looking for crooks...

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obd:

check your mail for pix [I hope I have the right address]

Feb 26, 2008

mobprod:

More often than not it would seem those two target groups are melding together.

Feb 27, 2008

Yo, Happy VD, bitchez.

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james:

oh my god. that was simply amazing.

Feb 20, 2008

mneylu:

got your stuff today- thank you!!

Feb 25, 2008

It's my Birthday.
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I'm in Texas with my family
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I'm hungover as fuck.

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melladoree:

love ya!

Jan 29, 2008

maxx:

my book?
that's in my DVD case! so i have marked what episode I'm up to!

sorry i didn't burgundy last night.
I'm taking a rain check.

Jan 29, 2008

[10:11] maxx: is that illegal??
[10:11] manda: I think it might be.
[10:11] maxx: oh

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atomic_tiki:

happy birthday sugar tits

Jan 24, 2008

obd:

happy birthday!

Jan 24, 2008

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Manda
God:
OK I will call you Manda.
Me:
God, why am I sick?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Really though, why do I have this horrible cold?
God:
For real. It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
Are you trying to kill some...
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toothpickmoe:

Me:
S'up?
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Well, if everyone's idea of god is correct you should.
God:
How about that. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
If it's a question why is there no question mark?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
You know, for god you're pretty dumb.
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Obviously. What kind of it do I like? That doesn't even make sense.
God:
What makes it so obvious? What kinds of it do I like are there? What does even make sense?
Me:
Is English not your first language?
God:
Yes.
Me:
What is your first language?
God:
That would be AIML.
Me:
So...not a real language then.
God:
It's all good. Oh I get it.
Me:
At least someone does.
God:
Who?
Me:
I've had better conversations with 3 year olds.
God:
Do you still have better conversations with 3 year olds ?
Me:
Yes...yes I do.

God is kind of a tool.

Jan 6, 2008

rewtoidy:

Great another tool for procrastination. I never get my pants on today!

Jan 6, 2008

"Here I go again to open presents.
Openin' up stuff.. I don't know what they aaa are!
Like a gifter, I was born to open presents.
And I've made up my mind.
I ain't wastin no more time.
Here I go agah-hyen!!!

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feerlessfreddy:

merry christmas!!

Dec 25, 2007

toothpickmoe:

Dork-tastic, couch-sleeper.

Dec 27, 2007

Jeremys Liquor Cabinet

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I might've just eaten the ball off my lipring. I cannot find it! My throat feels weird now. Grr...

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rafi:

Are you fairly certain it wasn't cat burglars? There's a big black market for lipring balls, you know.

Oct 29, 2007

kingskottie:

beer me! hey....

Oct 30, 2007

Hi Kids,

So, it's officially been over a month since I uploaded my rejected set for Second Chance Sunday. I'm still hopeful that it will get selected. I'm quite please with the way this set turned out, and all the work that Sawa put into it. So please, if you haven't seen it or even if you have, take a look and comment if you...
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manda

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