lenore

Bismillah, you must post on my page. muahahahaa

I'm kind of not sober right now, forgive my lackadaisical display of marginal intelligence and just look at my damn profile!!!!!!

And really, did you fall off the face of the planet, because I'm beginning to wonder if you only exist on this site....it's my only empirical evidence of you at the moment.....

i have thrre jobs superman can have, one would be diamond store owner , he would have like fifty bags of cole in the back, and when he ran out of Diamonds he just go back and crush some, but the store would have to be on the way from lois lanes house and the daily planet caus ehe loves her so would try to spend lunch with her, and she would be a co-owner when the get hitched she wuit her job at the planet and they would be in good, plus if someone was about to robbed them he could just slowly walk into the back change into supes and take him or her to jail, and his other job would be a bar owner and bartender cause i think he would be awesome at making drinks and he could console people's feelings and help them out with there problems bartender/therapist and he could save people on the job and on the hero biz too that would rock, and finally the third one is hmmmmmmm let me think......(he thinks) (three days go by) ok i got it he could be a dealer at a casino , he could know if people are cheating, scatch that, this would be more fun, he could be a superman at a convetion but he would have to part his hair a diffrent way cause the glasses and diffrent hair is pretty much the same thing or he could just wear his glasses while wearing the superman costume and then people would walk by hima dn say 'he doesn't look anything like superman' yeah that would rock, yes i have said my piece, hope you like it lenore you have a good day or night, catch you on the flipside

i need to get me to hawaii... but i'd stay clear of kauai, since that guy's probably dead by now, and I don't want to chance having to be the one to clean that up...

Who needs Kauai? I have a great old bum/broken heart/buried treasure story from the PSU library. One of the most surreal experiences of my life, really.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer will be contacting you about slandering his simple people.

seriously funny

thanks... i'll have to remember that next time.

[Edited on Mar 17, 2003]

hi babe

I will kidnapp you, just tell me when. email me babe.....

good laugh and relax in the hot tub
as they add carrot , onion, and potato

IF I PLACE THE PENELOPE PUNK UPON THE BANANA SHRINE, WILL RAZOR BLADES FINALLY FALL FROM THE SKY?

or put pins in countries heh

I thought that's what's been happening!?

I like voodoo dolls of complete strangers. So if you're ever walking down the street and you see someone double over or suddenly they trip, you know it's probably my fault.

It's also a way to get them excited...

Happy Un-Birthday!!!!!

red skinned mashed potatoes with garlic. meow meow!

Hey dude, email me back......been a while since we last chatted, I hope all is good

Can I just say this without sounding all stalkerish?

I LOVE LENORE!


Your posts are so clever and funny and original and completely out of left field. Today's for example had me laughing so hard that tears were running down my cheeks, and then I stopped suddenly and thought "hmmm" because it's generally good advice. And I've never known anyone who celebrates as many birthdays...

[Edited on Mar 13, 2003]

check out a very rare profile pic appearance of Mr. Skull

And Mr. Skull suggests a skull if you don't already have one...

muahahahaha

aaaarrrrgggghhh!! oh wait, never mind...i just thought i saw a scary clown, but it was only my brother walking into the room...i wonder why he's holding that big knife...