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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
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mistersuperhate:
Batrtender? Actually, give me TWO of what Lenore's having.
davidgr:
how are you? I like to get drunk too
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Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff...

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onefoolishline:
mmmmmmm...daffodils...tulips...my favourite....HEY! that's my stash of authentic madonna cone bras!....oh hahaha...

thanks for the welcome...
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tib0r:
hi tootsie, great shade of lipstick love
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Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head."Normally you would think that "Fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think...
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crazydasaint:
Or somebody could think that you have a zipper installed in your scalp for easier brain access.
nisi:
your new set is stunning. you are silly sally, non? silly sally with beautiful features. i hope all is well with skeleton princess.
kissnisi
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WHAT THE? HOLY MOTHER FUCKBAGS!!! I HAVE ANOTHER SET UP!!!

Thanks everybody for the comments! kiss


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jurasic:
You're hairy???
nex_flamma:
Nice new set. Im impressed. Plus, I dig that blue wig.

And yes, I will be calling you. I've gotta work most of the early day tomorrow, but I'll call you after that. I promise.


Oh, and as a side note to what Brie said earlier; you look a lot like a girl I know too. Hehe. smile

[Edited on Apr 13, 2003]
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SOME WORDS I MADE UP....

*GARK = gay shark

*SKELONY = the skeleton of a pony

*RABY -pronounced 'rabie' = a red baby

*CACKLE TEETH = fucked up teeth

*MASTERGATOR = someone who masterbates to alligators...or masterbates with alligators...or whatever

*VAMDACIOUS = a word used to describe a really kick ass Van Damm movie (unfortunately I've never been able to use it).

kiss Vocab quiz on...
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ccbaxter:
I really don't know why these are so funny...


...But they are.
lesa:
Don't forget CANKLES.

I'll let you ponder that one.
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
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cherry:
Good tip, thanking you, misstress kiss

I am now keeping a book in my pocket at all times... it's called : "Lenore's Tips on Life" smile

Cherry xx
theheartless:
thanks L- you are rad!
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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait...I guess that's like a regular window.
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drnecessitor:
What about...er...uh...*

Nevermind.
davidgr:
I love your great wisdom......dont change babe
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Okay...time out with the silliness. I NEED A GOOD PHOTOGRAPHER QUICK! Since I can't find a regular job, I have to start whoring myself out as an actress again. I just got an email from my agent, and she's PISSED at me for not sending her new headshots. I don't have any money, so I was thinking about just doing another set at the same...
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unclepussy:
i sent off an email to miscdebris. he does some great work but he is in seattle. you might want to drop him a line, check out his profile for some examples.
davidgr:
Move out here and I will take some pics of you... I hope your feeling bettersmile
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If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
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thora:
As long as it was just for the articles...
cherry:
Thank you Sweetie!! You're not too bad yourself wink kiss

Cherry xx
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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-I feel better now wink
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unclepussy:
i love reading your journal entries.

marry me goddamnit! smile
frank_castle:
milwaukie elementary, salem,stayton,grants pass,corvallis,albany, alot of high schools i moved alot
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Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and...
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mistersuperhate:
you're not dying. you just cant think of anything good to do.
cherry:
It's never a dull thing - especially when you're telling it; mistress of telling stories tongue

Cherry xx
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Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and...
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drnecessitor:
History's not dull at all! It's like a good story, except it's...uh...real. Wait a minute....

I think I read the Jesse James story in a book that had the look & feel of rough, hand-tooled leather.
mephausto:
see, but you forgot to mention that the secretary was busy filling out forms for other patients, which involved writing down their name, their height, their weight, their attire, their disposition, their complextion, their phrenological profile, their eye color, their hair color, the length of their fingernails, the color of their skin, their armaments at the time, their horse color and the horse's health, and the time of day.

I mean, the more you get into it, the more exciting the story is.