there are two homemade vegan apple pies baking in my oven!
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i don't have the consumption anymore. i want to bake pie!
straif:
That's good to hear. Consumption's so terribly 1840, don't you think?
gillette:
you're just saying that so i won't worry.
i have the consumption.
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lil_tuffy:
it's for like homeless and mentally challenged people. like when you don't really want to call the cops because there may not actually be any crime going on and you don' want to call 911 because it's not a life or death emergency.
you seem to be pretty well put together. I know shit can get thick sometimes but I think you'll mangage without a white van and people wearing thick latex gloves.
:tuffy:
you seem to be pretty well put together. I know shit can get thick sometimes but I think you'll mangage without a white van and people wearing thick latex gloves.
:tuffy:
lil_tuffy:
415 255 3737
415 255 3610
415 355 8300
I can't remember which one is which but those are the order in which I called.
:tuffy:
415 255 3610
415 355 8300
I can't remember which one is which but those are the order in which I called.
:tuffy:
the power is back on. my cat is cute.
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casio_meow:
i'm a cute one too. 
xanippi:
show us! show us ur cute kitty! 
sry that was pervy
i linked to you though he the postal service interview. I do love PS but... he sounds boring! lol
sry that was pervy
i linked to you though he the postal service interview. I do love PS but... he sounds boring! lol
today i sprained my hand. when i got home from the ER, my power had been shut off due to some clerical confusion. my oliver is out of town, so there's no one to help me navigate this dark house one handed. try lighting a match one handed! suck. i feel content though. sleep will be good. i'm charging my phone in the laundry room...
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rawrrr:
Maybe people are afraid of pain and misfortune!
Man, what a shitty day. If you managed to get through it without a temper tantrum, I am amazed. I would've been crying and screaming at least 4 times.
Man, what a shitty day. If you managed to get through it without a temper tantrum, I am amazed. I would've been crying and screaming at least 4 times.
olivia:
this was my first time with the full on "WHERE IS A RAZOR" suicides - thanks for the recommendation, i'll keep some one hand 
i have been putting my used tampons into a mason jar filled with water. soon, i will water my plants with the blood water. they will love it and it will make them happy. that is how the world goes, and should go. anyone who thinks otherwise is a madman.
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bcm:
dude that is fucking sick.
eva2:
You. Are. Amazing.
things are nice.
i registered for school yesterday, starting two classes this week after work.
my nice boyfriend is out of town for like two weeks, which could be sad, but it's because he's taking our new diesel car on a tour of biodiesel co-ops between chicago and SF. and that is fun! he has my ipod and i made him a book of CDs...
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i registered for school yesterday, starting two classes this week after work.
my nice boyfriend is out of town for like two weeks, which could be sad, but it's because he's taking our new diesel car on a tour of biodiesel co-ops between chicago and SF. and that is fun! he has my ipod and i made him a book of CDs...
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mustiman:
Are you working with same project as in MacWorld? That would be so totally cool
kyla_____:
I'm glad things are going well! It's always nice when things are nice :>
Sometimes when I look at my cat, I get a panicy love attack and I'm not sure what to do with myself.
Sometimes when I look at my cat, I get a panicy love attack and I'm not sure what to do with myself.
i'm not taking any more shit. not even from myself.
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acetracer:
Tell 'em Steve-Dave!
P.S. I enjoy your articles. Hope you have fun at Macworld, I'm uberjealous.
P.S. I enjoy your articles. Hope you have fun at Macworld, I'm uberjealous.
stiles:
Do you take shit from yourself often?
Where do you put it?
Where do you put it?
i'm a little teapot, short and stout.
actually that is a lie.
the truth is that i'm going to florida and puerto rico for the next 10 days. holy! i had to buy a swimsuit.
i also bust my ass at my new job and really miss my boyfriend who is really far away. and also, moving is really hard and annoying.
my life might...
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actually that is a lie.
the truth is that i'm going to florida and puerto rico for the next 10 days. holy! i had to buy a swimsuit.
i also bust my ass at my new job and really miss my boyfriend who is really far away. and also, moving is really hard and annoying.
my life might...
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lily:
I miss you.
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Message:
cute until i saw da pits!!!!
From: l_luv http://suicidegirls.com/members/l_luv/
Message:
cute until i saw da pits!!!!
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jcloven:
love hairy pits
brian_xvx:
eeeh fuck that guy... your hairy pits are awesome... to each his own i geuss but he didn't have to say shit.... keep doing whatever you feel is right... 
-brian xvx
-brian xvx
oooooo.... apple pie... vegan-y goodness!