Wednesday Jul 18, 2007

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How to use a cross-walk and still look cool.

1) If you know that the button has been pressed then don't press it. This makes you appear aloof, like you could care less what happens.

2) Try to observe the traffic light for the other direction in your peripheral vision. When that is in the last couple seconds of yellow, hop off the curb...
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eightninethree:

happy new year! wink gone get with your bad self!
tongue

elzmon:

great pics! dig ur style gurl...
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Thursday May 03, 2007

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Hellooooo everyone.
I just wanted to say I haven't forgotten about you and I certainly hope you haven't forgotten me.
Two jobs and school have been whooping my ass and not the way I like. Chemistry class is tough and I keep giggling when the word "titration" is spake. Looking forward to a glass of Yellowtail Cab tonight and watching My Name is...
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3rdtimeaddict:

Are any of those bands good, or just good names? I just started listening to some dude called King Khan and BBQ. It's fuckin rad garage rock shit.

hollywood:

oh god i love your set, your so beautiful!!xx

Thursday Mar 08, 2007

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Hello everybody. Just some random extemporizations for you-
I'm at the fabulous laundromat and as if the panty folding wasn't enought fuel for the laundry pervs, me looking at hot naked chicks on my laptop with give them plent of cannon fodder.
How much god damn time have I spent at the god damn laundormat??!!?? I could be working right now and after...
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ophelie:

I pee in the shower, I love it.
My gay friends kiss or hugs but never shake hands.
Mayonnaise....well I don't' know I hate it except the home made one from my grandma.

anniecruz:

this made me smile big

You're so cool, that even when your biogenetically engineered donkeygators invade my neighborghood, I will still say you're the hottect comic nerd around.

Friday Nov 24, 2006

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well i am back, and about fuckin time. I have been traveling for work and most hotels are not down with me loggin on to suicidegirls in the main lobby, i tried believe me. So i am home and missing all of you. Fucked up how long its been. Lets see, I have gotten new speeding tickets, tattoos, and oh yeah ate like the fuckin...
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luamour:

We need a new Kurupt set. frown

nana:

uh thank you for appreciating my set cute kiss kiss kiss kiss

Sunday Oct 15, 2006

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So we all have things we have done in the past, and learned from them right? So why dont we always apply that knowledge. I think I am an intelligent person, may not be the best speller, but i rock math!!!! Enough about that, but seriously- we learn and try to make sure we see the signs, warnings, flashing neon lights telling us "hey fuck...
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scheisskopf:

New post. Please.

pascipio:

I just saw your first set. Amazing. You are stunning.

Tuesday Oct 10, 2006

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Fuck it has been too long, I missed everyone. I just started a new job but working the old job on weekends and school at night. This sounds like a lot, and it is, but I subconsciously make myself too busy for one reason. Excuses! I had my epiphany last night when I was driving home, going over all the shit I need to get...
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og_stinger:

You're funny, I like that entry. You're also really cute.

Keep up the masturbation, hope you get some free time soon.

I know I need my free time or I'll lose my mind.

kiss kiss

wearedriven:

you make clothes for a band thats kewl


i make the clothes for my band mates a tigher fit for them

Whats a testemonial supposed to say? That I fell in love with you and want to marry you? Or that I bet I could eat more than you? Whatever its supposed to say, I will never find the words to say it.

Tuesday Sep 26, 2006

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Okay, so this might not be the whittiest blog i will write, but hilarious, at least those who know me. So i was checkin out myspace and i am on the SG myspace main pic. So I start reading the comments. Man those fuckers are a little harsh, but I take critcism well, i think. There were many that thought my tits were fake, from...
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funkyillusions:

I'm no expert, but what fake? you look awesome!
is that burmese phyton? had couple of those few years back.
nice set btw smile

therainman:

i'm going to click on Sawa, thanks Tierra!

Thursday Sep 21, 2006

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So this friend of mine had knee surgery and is on crutches, can't bend her leg, lots of meds!! That whole shit luck thing right? Well she slept on my couch for a few days and I noticed her enormous titties have become, well, monumental!! So my roommate, a good friend of hers starts pestering her to show us her tits, we usually get...
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asinforhim:

I really enjoy your theory biggrin

casiusclay:

Great rant....sorry about your friend's knee. Oh and thanks for the love and adding me as a friend! Your beautiful, smart and witty. Which needless to say isn't a combo you find very often!

Clay blackeyed