i've been denied all the best ultrasex.
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- my car got towed monday from an un-marked, temporary no-parking zone.
- i cleaned up my roommate's 21st birthday vomit.
- last night of sleeping in the kitty litter!
- i might get a lathe!!
- i made friends with a dyke cop.
- when my check from sg comes, i might get a new tattoo...
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- my car got towed monday from an un-marked, temporary no-parking zone.
- i cleaned up my roommate's 21st birthday vomit.
- last night of sleeping in the kitty litter!
- i might get a lathe!!
- i made friends with a dyke cop.
- when my check from sg comes, i might get a new tattoo...
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holy shit. i bought a fucking metal salt shaker from the thrift store today for $5 because i thought it was made of about $50 worth of silver, but then i looked at it again and realized it couldn't be silver 'cos the tarnish wasn't quite right and the inside was a strange colour... and it was really bothering me 'cos i couldn't figure out...
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punk:
...what the shit is going on. This is some voodoo magic, here. What used to be in this post before I edited it was hidden. I edited it, and it duplicated itself and made the post above.
There were no links to page two. Now, all of a sudden, page two appears and there are double posts.
MY BRAINS.
[Edited on Aug 08, 2005 10:26PM]
There were no links to page two. Now, all of a sudden, page two appears and there are double posts.
MY BRAINS.
[Edited on Aug 08, 2005 10:26PM]
deadoll:
Thrift stores are awesome it seems like everytime I go in one I find just what i'm looking for although the funny thing is when I go in one I'm not really looking for anything. You know?
i think i should be less sane. seems like the thing to do.
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crispy:
Sanity is overrated.
ansia:
Insanity is overrated.
we had a choice between two exits off the highway, their blue signs cheerfully promising us wendy's or mcdonald's. one town called croaker, the other, norge. this is the middle of buttfuck nowhere, virginia, and these places are called croaker and norge. we chose norge.
we must have driven five miles straight through looking for that damned wendy's. we never found it. what we did...
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we must have driven five miles straight through looking for that damned wendy's. we never found it. what we did...
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longwave:
Shoulda went for Croaker. You're so pretty but I want to feed you because you're so thin. 
sicmonte:
hmmm..do I get to watch??
bitch look me in the eyes when my hand's between your thighs!
i want to start over. take you and the kids someplace new, where the floors aren't stained or sticky and the ceiling is the sky. my love is not a stream of smoke and my home is not this fetid house: it is you.
i will gently unravel the knots in your back...
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i want to start over. take you and the kids someplace new, where the floors aren't stained or sticky and the ceiling is the sky. my love is not a stream of smoke and my home is not this fetid house: it is you.
i will gently unravel the knots in your back...
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siv:
aww i know. i'll start again most likely, because i always said i would quit when my life got better, aaaand....yeah. 
do you keep on truckin' when you have respiratory virii? i usually smoke through, but this time i'm trying something new. i wonder if it will help or if i'm just infer a world of pain and new exciting phlegm.
do you keep on truckin' when you have respiratory virii? i usually smoke through, but this time i'm trying something new. i wonder if it will help or if i'm just infer a world of pain and new exciting phlegm.
tulipbooty:
love does that.
makes me feel stupid, i mean--but whimsical enough so that it doesnt matter, either
makes me feel stupid, i mean--but whimsical enough so that it doesnt matter, either
it is now my duty in life to spread the joy that is this, the most magnificent of computerized digitized magicized songs, written by a near and dear fag to me.
the flabby buttocks song.
thank you.
now it is time for me to take my pukey pills and go to sleep before i become nauseous, with the sweet melodic angel music of the...
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the flabby buttocks song.
thank you.
now it is time for me to take my pukey pills and go to sleep before i become nauseous, with the sweet melodic angel music of the...
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idjit:
D'oh! Well, I sent y'all an e-mail last night saying that I sent your set in. Haven't heard anything back yet. I love the way it turned out. I'll e-mail you so you've got my address on your comp.
pearlbutterfly:
did you flush yourself down the toilet with your pukeys? 
antimony and i have purchased guitars. childrens' sized cos we're tiny. mine is black, black like my soul; hers is pink with little hearts -- 'nuff said. we'll see how long it takes us to figure out we aren't talented.
in other news, i threw up today in my school's sculpture department's bathroom. i hate the sculpture department, so, i'm pretty proud of myself for...
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in other news, i threw up today in my school's sculpture department's bathroom. i hate the sculpture department, so, i'm pretty proud of myself for...
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kitschy:
Are you feeling better? I can't believe you were so hell-bent on finishing your cigarette! Now that's commitment for ya! If I was Antimony, I'd be jealous of the cigarette instead of the toilet!
persya:
you have to take pictures with your guitars!
i hope you feel better soon...what are you taking antibiotics for?
i hope you feel better soon...what are you taking antibiotics for?
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tadzi:
hey not all of us are useless, i helped take down your tent, remember?
seantastic:
Sometimes all the tools you need are the ones you already have. I use a hacksaw blade for work to cut pvc pipe, strip wires, turn flat head screws and about a million other things. If you wann do it then do it! I'm a motivational speaker. I live in a van down by the river.. 
current project: a gentleman's knife, of steel and bone.
current feeling: diseased.
usually, i don't really mind the fact that i'm poor as fuck, but, sometimes, like right now, i really, really wish i had monies. not necessarily winning-the-lotto amounts of it, but, maybe just can-rent-apartment-big-enough-to-have-studio-in and maybe have-enough-left-over-to-fill-studio-with-tools kinds of money. a few thou. puppies and tools and tattoos of puppies and tools, that's...
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current feeling: diseased.
usually, i don't really mind the fact that i'm poor as fuck, but, sometimes, like right now, i really, really wish i had monies. not necessarily winning-the-lotto amounts of it, but, maybe just can-rent-apartment-big-enough-to-have-studio-in and maybe have-enough-left-over-to-fill-studio-with-tools kinds of money. a few thou. puppies and tools and tattoos of puppies and tools, that's...
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minimalism:
It all happens slowly, but it does happen eventually. If you ever have the chance to visit you'll see I have a recording studio in my apartment. I purchased one piece at a time as i could afford it and before I know it I had a complete studio. What I found it caused was me to be more productive with the tools I had at my disposal and really get a good feel for what each instument had the capability of doing before learning the next one. Hope the advice helps.
teacake:
Oh I see how you are my lady! Stab a little doggy in my sleep with that knife! I thought I was evil! I was only going to change teacakes ppop bowl and food bowl around so he got a nasty suprise. *sniff* but noo you you *sniff* damn you! my mustache has become soggy of my tears.
i made tinkle in a field!!!
yay camping!
i think teacake the wonderpuppy needs his own sg account. he made more friends than we did.
yay camping!
i think teacake the wonderpuppy needs his own sg account. he made more friends than we did.
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treblah:
it was awesome meeting you and the adorable TeaCake! 
fenchurch:
I MISS YOU BOTH TERRIBLY.
I'm going to try to come visit in 2 weeks.
I'm going to try to come visit in 2 weeks.
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kitschy:
hey lady! Hope you got home aiight (<-- me talking "ghetto"). Anyhows, it has faboo to meet you! Can't wait to hang out with you, Antimony and Teacake again soon!!
notoriouscat:
You, and your girl and your dog are absolutely beautiful.
It was great meeting you.
I can't wait to see that set!
It was great meeting you.
I can't wait to see that set!
me and antimony and teacake the wonderpuppy just walked two and a half miles together on a grand quest to return some chick's id that we found on the sidewalk. turns out she had just moved out of the apartment that was listed as her address. lame. but the walk was nice.
i cannot fucking believe how much my explodey bowl has been bid up...
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i cannot fucking believe how much my explodey bowl has been bid up...
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ferrofluid:
that was a great story,
of course something that rad will be wanted,
if it's got that kindof ad.
of course something that rad will be wanted,
if it's got that kindof ad.
jack_rawstone:
you are fire and antimony is just as hot 
Under Magazine
Po Box 406
Northwich
CW9 6WP
UK
if you ever fancy writing a letter to a nice english chap feel free
...It's not a hard question, Norm.
I'm guessing you didn't get my card... which means, I dunno man, your street address don't work... perhaps this is why you bring up the PO Box?