Thursday Jul 22, 2010

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A Whole Crapsworth Of Joy


I read today what has to be one of the most blisteringly stupid columns to appear in a major newspaper ever. It wasn't even relegated to something like the Daily Mail. It was in The Times! Near the front! It wasn't at the actual front, thank various gods, because if it had been I would have found myself...
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katrall:

lovely smile

psb69:

Oh those camp gay couples ruining the perception of right wing moral decency, god bless rupert murdoch..!

Monday May 17, 2010

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Getting Some Tail, Some Swords, Some Pizza And Some Chess.


Alright, so the rumours are true. I have just had several days of very silly but fun goodness.

When the DJ of one of the nights he plays at heard the theme was science fiction and fantasy I was more or less the first person he thought of. As it turned out it was really...
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chaoszoso:

sounds like you've been having fun smile I like the sound of the swordplay...

pandore:

AVATAR ohhh yeahhhhh biggrin

Thursday Apr 08, 2010

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It's Almost A Wet Dream...But Stupid


My Mother and I had a huge argument earlier about, of all things, pyjamas. As is her wont at any given hour of the day she barged into my bedroom and accused me of wearing daywear in bed. I was quite calmly reclined in my tiny black pyjama shirt, which I pointed out had "snooze" written down...
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ron4164:

Oh, wish I were your neighbor! biggrin

legman:

shockedshocked

Monday Apr 05, 2010

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Lent.


So I was considering what I'd give up for Lent. Firstly I thought chocolate, then decided no, because I'm not a chocolate lover so it would be too easy. Then I thought crisps, but I love crisps and given that I have roughly one meal per day they create a major part of my sustainance. I considered fizzy drinks (again too easy...
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ron4164:

kiss kiss
Stay warm as well as you can.

Sunday Apr 04, 2010

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Notes From My Youth.


When I was significantly younger (give me a decade at least, if not two) I received a Sonic the Hedgehog comic which had a bunch of stickers, one of which said, "R is for Robotnik and Rotten." I put a smaller sticker over the Robotnik bit with my brothers name, Richard, and stuck it onto his bedroom door. Lo, the war...
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coldandwet:

Rotten Richard definately wins over "Knitting Kat"!

esmic:

Sibling rivalry biggrin Good to see you had the upper hand.

Sunday Mar 28, 2010

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The Demise of Proper Chocolate

Since Cadburys has been sold out I'm really rather pissed off. Nobody needs to know that their favourite chocolatiers will soon be banished from the landscape. I don't really even have a sweet tooth at all (the result of after a year sat typing realising I couldn't fit into my pants anymore - incidentally I now have the...
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distro:

wow im amazed at your honest, its nice to see that there are some good people out there!

the cadbury take over is such a shame, i go past the bornville factory everyday on the train. I dont think that place will close anytime soon but its just weird to think that it was built as a model village, out of cadburys pocket to provide a place for the workers... and kraft backdown on their promise of keeping workers!!! im never going to cadbury world again smile

katrall:

great!!! biggrin

Wednesday Mar 10, 2010

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Today's The Day


National or international, days are odd. Yesterday was National Book Day. I wanted to celebrate this but as I looked round my library of a bedroom I thought it a tad redundent. Every day is National Book Day for me. Ah well.

Apparently today is International Womens Day. I feel good about this day. I want to go out into the...
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katrall:

thanx for the support smile

katrall:

thanx =D

Tuesday Mar 09, 2010

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LF Heeler.

I got forwarded a text regarding a small catwalk modelling session in Manchester. It's nothing major, just someone looking for a few girls about my size, and I'm going to send back a couple of pictures. However the more I think about it the more nervous I am.

It isn't the job itself that bothers me nor the fact that...
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mhef:

We need a new set from you
do we not!,,,,,,You are dare
I say a beauty.....erotic sexual creature at that!
mhef

glitch23:

you know you can always ask me for advice on walking in heels. wink

Monday Feb 22, 2010

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Rakes, My Arch Enemy...*Sideshow Bob Grumble*...Wait, I Meant Insomnia.



So I've been through several countries, done a lot of things, and found myself once again sitting at home writing. This time I'm writing because my brain aches courtesy of the insomnia I've had off and on for years. In lieu of this and my sheer boredom I'll post one...
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scotty:

That pool looks insanely nice.

Wednesday Sep 17, 2008

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"Threesome Anyone?" Great Introduction...


Occasionally when spending time with my gorgeous friend Twaz I feel as if involved with some sort of Dickensian play entitled, "Tale of the Housemate That Wasn't". Take that as you will - we don't parade about in enormous black skirts (much), wear corsets (often), oroh fine, we're under each others feet so much I may as well be...
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discoquette:

hello pretty girl

glitch23:

*runs past with eyes closed*

Thursday Aug 21, 2008

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Home Made Vibrator

Earlier this year when I got back from Denmark my Mother bought me a gym membership at our local club. When I say "local" I mean you have to spend at least ten minutes in a car or an hour and a half (for me) on foot - the latter of which utterly negates the point of going there. In any case, I...
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droopy99:

Not to take away from you baking your cell phone, but that is a pretty funny story. And I'm sure it isn't what you do, but your description about it ringing in your bra just gave me this image of you in your sports bra and this big cell phone-shaped protrusion on your left breast. And the funny looks people would give you while you're treadmilling or whatever your workout is. Made me chuckle smile

And in case anyone else misses it, I did get the washing machine reference. Had to laugh at that one too.

Tuesday Jul 29, 2008

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Alpha Bitch

I was recently sat with a friend discussing the details of my most recent "break up" and its subsequent renewal (i.e. falling out with someone then getting back together). Midway through the long, boring relating of events (I managed to eke it out to about twenty minutes though I could have done it with that first sentence) my friend suddenly turned to...
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droopy99:

I don't think an Alpha is needed in a relationship necessarily. Group dynamics change as the group grows, so the need for an Alpha (or more than one) grows. If the group is very large, multiple sub-alphas might be needed. This is really just a break down of society or a corporate structure, tiered leadership. One look around you and you can see that it can work well or poorly.

In my opinion a successful relationship isn't a alpha and a subordinate, nor two identical people. It's two halves, with their own odd shape, that find their compliment. Are each of you a better person, now that you have the other? Do you each bring to the table what the other is looking for? I see a number of people who say this is what a partner MUST have, MUST give to me or be to me, but very little about what they have to offer that partner in return.

droopy99:

Thank you smile I fully agree that while Obama may not be the ideal candidate, he seems to be the best from the pool we have to choose. There is a lot of rhetoric and grand statements of ideals, but little discussion about how to accomplish it. Nonetheless, at least he's saying it. And I truly believe the US cannot continue to pretend we're the best country that ever was and ever will be, and our way is the only way.

Oh, and I hope your renewal is going well smile Reading your profile, seems like you are more inclined to be the alpha... wink