Cleaning all of Mav's 1,000 sq ft of desk and 13,000 trillion ink bottles has most definitely been the highlight of my week thus far..Yes, all of the paperwork, cds, various containers, tattoo novelties, photos and 10 layers of dust have been meticulously removed/polished with alcohol/windex/madacide and carefully rearranged in a ROY G BIV pattern..
For all of you who haven't revelled in the delight of doing such an arduous task as this, let me explain that it's got all the appeal of me running into a Catholic church on Easter Sunday with my pants around my ankles, jumping atop the pulpit, bending over and demonstrating how to use anal beads to a crowd of horrified church folk..Really..I've had more fun at the dentist's office!
And I'm sure that once he returns from his bike ride (cause it's nice out today) he'll move everything back to where it originally was..Ahhhhhhhh, apprenticeship, how I love thee
For all of you who haven't revelled in the delight of doing such an arduous task as this, let me explain that it's got all the appeal of me running into a Catholic church on Easter Sunday with my pants around my ankles, jumping atop the pulpit, bending over and demonstrating how to use anal beads to a crowd of horrified church folk..Really..I've had more fun at the dentist's office!
And I'm sure that once he returns from his bike ride (cause it's nice out today) he'll move everything back to where it originally was..Ahhhhhhhh, apprenticeship, how I love thee
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Well, you seem promising. Hello