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saltlord:
Hahahahahha!
cunninglinquist:
would rather play windshield wiper with you
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thebeardedone:
You can haz!!!

And I agree, that girl needs to leave Zay the fuck alone. Harumph.

Loves!
lyxzen:
I'm sorry, Poodle is cute, but that first dog has stolen my heart with his snowy little nose!!
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....Another night at Union Jacks.....

So far it had been a pointless evening, not lucrative in the least, not even very entertaining....

I'm surveying the crowd, and spot two well dressed, young, black men seated at the couch nearest the stage. Their backs are turned, but they are peeking over their shoulders, watching Tucker, who is swaying onstage. One of the men stands up, and...
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antihero43:
Awesome lol
toxic:
Wow...what douches...its amazing how dumb customers can be! Awesome of you to report it!
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I'm almost asleep when the dogs start barking.


Its 2:42 a.m, I know this because I opened my eyes to the red glare of the clock on the bookshelf. I am alone in the house. TheBeardedOne is 3,000 miles away.

At first I am annoyed, it isn't unusual for Luxe to be 'vocal'. But I sit up to look at him. He's alert, on all...
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roxiebeee:
i like having my backyard lit up by christmas cheer.... it's comforting when i wake up startled in the middle of the night. i think i'm going to keep the yard lit year round with other kinds of multi-seasonal lights.
saltlord:
You know you can do it. I just hate the feeling when you think you have to do it. I'm glad you're ok.
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hollyanne:
wow... nice ass photo! smile
jj_doe1010:
Your ass is something to be worshiped
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A message I received online:


"your sexy baby"


And the response I typed back:

"Thank you, but it's actually "You're", not "Your".

"You're" is a contraction of "You" and "Are", which makes it proper.

YOU'RE welcome. Enjoy YOUR day."

[EDITED TO ADD: I received this response:

"i aint say your sexy my baby how u gone correct somebody so inteligently but still make yourself look...
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feyne:
Yes, this is very unfortunate right ... The blog that woman wrote about her "no make-up for a month" experience made me both sad and mad.

ps: I LOVE your blog ^_^.
grit:
Yep. Misplacing the apostrophe changes the meaning of the word, so it REALLY ANNOYS ME when people don't use it. Sadly, the second response proves the dude can't spell either, so you can't expect too much of him. biggrin
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On Tantalizing Talk Radio, Tonight! 8-9:30 PST.

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You have to DISABLE your "safe settings" on Blogtalkradio's page. Or else it won't start for you.

Listen as we discuss the stripper scene, and talk sex-positive.


[EDITED TO ADD that the photoshoot was postponed.... I think I will allow TheBeardedOne to wrap himself all around me, while we use some of the items we purchased...
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littlejohn22:
Keep fighting that fight, sister
silencia:
Epic fail. Your phone is probably dead, and I have no idea if you read my message on here. Our lack of communication is making me sad. sigh.
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"Name a number."

"I honestly never thought about it."

"Come on, everyone has a price. Everyone has a price. Name yours."

"Well, I'm quite flattered, but really.... I can't accept your offer. Thank you though."

"Ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but it's no problem. Just, in a stack, yours, right when you walk in. No problem. The money isn't a problem. It's...
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hollystar:
kisskiss hermosa
grit:
Yeah, I'm with Jaxy on that one. For someone to place a dollar value on the time he spends with you makes him sound a little insincere. For one, the fact that he increased the amount he was willing for spend EVERY TIME YOU REFUSED suggests that for the right amount, he thinks ANYBODY would compromise. A person who assumes you have a lack of integrity up front is not a person anyone would want to spend their time with. Way to have the upper hand. GO TEAM YOU.
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zacharyaaron:
You blow me awaywink Happy Boomstick Appreciation Day to you too.
ginary:
lovelove
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Whew.


First I would like to acknowledge and thank every single one of you who made it to Dantes last night. No, I didn't win, but it would a good experience, and the winners put a lot of hard work and wanted it much more than I .


Congratulations to them, sincerely.



Secondly,




If I can survive these last two weeks, no, scratch that, two...
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zombiekittybot:
xoxo babydoll
expo:
I will hug you any time x