Today I spent entirely way too much time in my car.
It started when I put my dog on petfinder.com to find him a new home, and I was contacted by a very nice woman who was interested in him... so me and Jeremy drive 100 miles to the western bumblefuck town of Wilkes-Barre, pa to meet her at the Wyoming Valley mall. We get...
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It started when I put my dog on petfinder.com to find him a new home, and I was contacted by a very nice woman who was interested in him... so me and Jeremy drive 100 miles to the western bumblefuck town of Wilkes-Barre, pa to meet her at the Wyoming Valley mall. We get...
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This weekend I took a visit to mennoniteland to spend some quality time with my family. During a spring cleaning of my parents house, I went through some of the old things I had when I was a little kid... and I found my blue Popple (remember those?), my Michael Jackson books, and some report cards I had when I went to elementary school in...
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pandemonium:
POPPLES!!! holy shit, i had the purple one!
pr0ject605:
I'd have loved to have been there to see all those parents' faces! Well, plus if I was there I'd have been able to hug you, and that's reason enough. 
So you're just thinking of going to prom in SF or you really are? Either way, I hope to see some pics of you in prom dresses soon.
So you're just thinking of going to prom in SF or you really are? Either way, I hope to see some pics of you in prom dresses soon.
Yay!!
I'm classic photoset of the day!!!
I rule!
xoxo alexis
I'm classic photoset of the day!!!
I rule!
xoxo alexis
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supernovice:
You DO rule!
My friends list has been CASTRATED. It feels good to have that monkey off my back. Sorry if you got the axe, but as Kojak would say, "That's the way the crookie crumbles." Then he would suck on his lolly.
Speaking of sweet, me and the germy man went to see the Jesus movie. It almost made me want to go to church, but then...
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Speaking of sweet, me and the germy man went to see the Jesus movie. It almost made me want to go to church, but then...
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clbrze:
i dont know, i have alwasy enjoyed mel gibson movies, like lethal weapon back in the day and other movies too, but as a jewish boy, to hear that his father exclaimed that the holocust never happend, well, to be frank, i would also get enjoyment in torturing his father. eff that mofo. sorry to depress your journal, but sometimes you have to speak out. 
deadmansparty:
This may sound utterly stupid, I was going to say my goodbyes to all the SGs tonight but I saw that you left me on your buddy list. Coulda been an accident but it changed my mind. Oh, I'm getting inked again on April 21st. Maybe second times the charm?
HI everyone.
Over the next day or two I'm editing the friends list because it's out of control and I can't even fit it in my browser.
Those who I know already or have been writing to me regularly will stay, obviously - but everyone else I will judged by a case by case basis.
If you've written in my journal within the last few...
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Over the next day or two I'm editing the friends list because it's out of control and I can't even fit it in my browser.
Those who I know already or have been writing to me regularly will stay, obviously - but everyone else I will judged by a case by case basis.
If you've written in my journal within the last few...
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divjxt6:
Yay, I feel loved. :-)
luis:
Hey Alexis, so what was that party with the dude dressed up as a pink bunny about?
Jermy dedicated this song to me.
Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
Hey! do you know what you are?
Youre an asshole! an asshole!
Some of you might not agree
cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are...
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Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
Hey! do you know what you are?
Youre an asshole! an asshole!
Some of you might not agree
cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are...
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kosomot:
There is a decline option. 
one_pure_thought:
Well if I haven't written anything lately it's probably because I did in my head and forgot. Haha...this is such a 'HEY HEY!!! LET'S STILL BE FRIENDS!!!!' Comment. Hahahah I'm pathetic.
Update:
Nevermind. I found it. see " . "
Nevermind. I found it. see " . "
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digitusboy:
congratz! you found your "."!!
dyse:
that was pretty funny
A haiku:
germy is so rad
we talk about poop a lot
and he's all snuggly
xoxo,
Alexis
germy is so rad
we talk about poop a lot
and he's all snuggly
xoxo,
Alexis
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noodlenaddle:
pukes about five times
after reading seven lines
of crappy haikus
after reading seven lines
of crappy haikus
pr0ject605:
Haikus are so hard
for me to write because I
mess up on the last
for me to write because I
mess up on the last
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linc:
He's just angry you didn't pay more attention to him.
i met a really big wiener.
xoxo,
alexis
xoxo,
alexis
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marymary:
pffff, that's not really my list of favorite girls. it'd be too hard to choose that... i kinda just rotate girls. come on, you know you're one of my favorite girls
and when do i get an invite to come to philly, huh? hey, if you wanna check out some of my work, there's some up on the company website - http://www.symphonyoutput.com.
xoxoxo R
and when do i get an invite to come to philly, huh? hey, if you wanna check out some of my work, there's some up on the company website - http://www.symphonyoutput.com.
xoxoxo R
roxxsolid:
hey girlie girl! How ya been?
sucks and then I drive too fast