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so i've decided to do an arm full of desserts. first was the cupcake, next the bouquet of lollipops, and now the tandem donuts on my elbow. it is so swollen!!!!!! next up i think is an ice ream sundae and a piece of strawberry short cake. then add a few random pieces of candy in the mix as filler. candy corn, mints, um... gunny...
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ok ok ok, so here is my long lost post that was meant for a long time ago... but what to tell you? i'll keep it brief with pictures, those are always more fun... and i am all about the fun for you, my dears.
here is what i do with my time. i go to japan once a year and this is what i...
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ok so i PROMISE i will write a better blog in a bit. i'm jet lagged... i just got off a plane from Tokyo and am now sitting on my couch in Cali with a "big" furry dog and a HUGE can of redbull. its 3am for me right now, but its 11 am here. i have to wait until it gets dark to sleep,...
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so i have been told by some cake farts that i'm not active enough. ok fine... i promise. i will be more active and write and give to the people all that you have been missing. but, i'm tired cause some drunk bitches made me stay out to late, so i'll give you something better tomorrow. i gotta get back into this you know.

kisses...
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finally here it is, for all of you who have aske for it... finally... here you go!!!

ready??? here i go... seriously, i'm gonna do it...


Ooohh oooh Ants!
Oh OH Oh Oh Ants!
They run on my counter top,
they whord every damn drop.
and all the crumbs
stupid bums
They're savages of the earth,
only one of them gives birth.
they suck my...
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ok, so i feel like i've been torn away! my password was not working and i have not been able to get onto the site in abot a month. geez, i've missed you all! if anyone has felt like i havn't responded to them in like a month, thats the reason, not becasue i don't love you! cause i do!!! but, now i'm back, so...
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